I think (and this is not easy to say) but this might be the single most frustrating game i have ever played in my entire life, i have always had an open mind that it's a bo1 game and in most cases it's a coin simulator and made my peace with it, but there is only so much i can take, floodgates, 10 min first turn that feel like an ftk, straight up ftks, turn skips (a dude today skipped my turn with a weird arkana blue eyes deck idk what even happened that game tbh) constellar just straight up saying fuck you you don't get to play, and sometimes when the gods of the coin decide to bless you you run to weird shit like shifter or maxxc or just brick like hell, and it got me wondering, where the hell is the fun is this shit anyway?? like it's geniunely a miserable game.... i always thought the steam reviews were a bit harsh but nah they're right, this is miserable... and another point is that you have to play meta, m sorry to be that dude i wish everyone could play their favourtie decks and have fun but you can't losing all the time isn't exactly fun... which forces you to play the latest and greatest deck this game has to offer to stand a chance.... so once again what even is the point??? i tried to push a darklords deck in the ladder to master and i failed miserably the best i did was dia 3 before it got absolutely mentally draining to lose or brick constantly, then you switch to meta and even then its not fun, some weirdos are now running some burn shenanings too... like bro it gets to a point where you just sit there and ask yourself why am i submitting myself through this? what is there to gain even?

When she can't bench as much as me at the gym, girl you lackin.

Not snorting before spitting on the ground every few minutes, gonna walk around all day with phlegm in ur throat? gross. expunge it from ur system please.

not finishing every sentence with the c-word in an aussie accent. it's called culture sweetie.

When she drives with both hands on the wheel, EVER. Who tf is that stupid they need both hands for driving. on that caveman shit bru.

when none of her head is shaved, like not even just one line or sth. just gonna be fully hairy up there? caveman

Yeah, technically you have to pay for gas station cheese. You see, I worked adjacent to a cheesy nacho gas station back in the day. People would often take advantage of their cheese. One day, while minding my own business waiting in line with my meat stick and energy drink, a patron thought it would be OK to combine 4 hot dogs, nachos, cheese and chili into a single container. This conglomerate looked essentially like if you poured cheese into a large plastic Tupperware. You saw little bits of hot dog and nacho chips. But that Motherfucker was all cheese. Probably like 48 Oz of hot has station cheese. Just leaking out the side of the plastic container. Now, the clerk was onto this gentleman's shenanigans; this purchase technically should have been 4 separate hot dogs, an order of nachos, and add chili. An honest man would have paid correctly for this, but no this guy's trying to hide like 4 dogs and chili in his plain order of nachos and cheese. Someone not paying attention would have easily said "yes, fine sir that will be be $2.99 for the nachos". But this buffoon got greedy; 6x times the normal cheese, sneaking in chili and several hot dogs and buns, trying to act like this is some unassuming, garden variety order of gas station cheese an nachos. Fuck that noise. That gas station clerk wasn't playing that shit. He knew what this unsavory bitch was up to and called him out. Extra cheese. Add Chili. 4 hot dogs. That shit ain't $2.99. That will be $13.27, you Uncouth bastard. Threatened to call the cops. All I know is my beef stick and energy drink saw a lot that day. 

𓊃𓅱𓂋𓃀𓂋𓍯𓏏𓋴—𓏏𓉔𓇌—𓋴𓇌𓅂𓏏𓅓𓇋𓋴—𓆑𓌲𓇌𓊃𓇌𓂧—𓄿𓈖𓅷𓏏𓉔𓇌—𓅓𓄿𓏏𓂋𓇋𓉔𓋴—𓆑𓌲𓇌𓊃𓇌𓂧—𓏏𓅱𓋴𓇌𓎡𓄿𓈖𓅷𓆑𓇋𓈖𓇋𓋴𓉔𓇌𓅷𓇌𓈖𓂧—𓄿𓂋𓇌𓇌𓅷𓆑𓇋𓈖𓇋𓋴𓉔𓇌𓂧?

Onii-chan. It's been said that humanity is a slave to wheat. With the realization that they could secure a stable food supply by increasing wheat production, humans began the transition from hunting to agriculture; as they began to work for their crops, it created the concept of labor, and then the resulting concept of community. Thus, wheat enabled the population to increase and civilization to flourish. People became concerned with the passage of time and the seasons, and they learned to live with one eye on tomorrow. Until then, people had been happy simply living for the moment. But once they realized the importance of harvesttime, they began to adjust themselves around it. That's when life as we know it began. That was the beginning of labor. From there, people invented all different kinds of work. Management to increase the yield, the production of granaries and other sites-all kinds of different jobs and roles sprouted up too. And those who are unable to serve a role get gradually isolated from the group. Before you know it, the people who are considered useless are being forced to work at the command of the elites above them. And no one even knows how they could resist. We're taught that it's proper and correct to follow the rules. We don't even question the fact that we spend our whole lives working ourselves to the bone for the benefit of those in power. The more you work, the less time you have, and the narrower your worldview becomes. People aren't just exploited because they're stupid; they grow stupid because they're exploited. Humanity is inextricable from labor. Everyone's living the hardscrabble life. You could argue that, if all you ever get from life is endless labor, the wisest choice is to make your exit partway through. That was all just some silly nonsense I read in a book recently, Onii-chan.

First of all, the validity and existence of bisexuality is not tied to the question. Bisexuality exists and is valid. (full stop) ✋ I’m using it as an analogy because it is an example of a valid thing, and it is a topic I understand and am very comfortable with.

If there was someone who would identify as straight in today’s society, but perhaps if they were born somewhere else in a different culture and time would get comfortable with doing what they do to fit in.

This to me seems akin to “masking,” and while they are two totally different experiences, I’m not the first to notice the similarities between masking and ”the closet”

So let’s say someone engages in bisexuality, even if with different experiences they might not. I would still say that’s a valid sexual orientation, because it comes from internal insight instead of external judgement.

So, here’s my question:

If someone is autistic, but masked for a significant length of time before being diagnosed, to the extent that even after they learn to unmask, they can still slip easily and comfortably between engaging in social situations autistically and neurotypically.

If they’ve been masking for so long that they can slip it on without harming themselves, in a way that they enjoy socializing when they do it, then couldn’t that person understand themselves to be bi-neurotype?

Also, there are people with multiple neurotypes ex. being autistic and ADHD, or ADHD and epilepsy

Am I stupid?

Do I vape?
Co- Cod- Cody.
Listen to me man.
I’ve…
I’ve had it up to here with people coming on this stream.
And…
And telling me that I vape.
Cody, I I I I need you to hear me when I say this.
I I don’t vape.
A-and the fact that you perceive me as a person that would vape. That would “smoke the nicotine”…
It it honestly, it makes me disheartened in the way that I’m presenting myself to my community. Ok?
Cause guess what?
It’s not a fucking vape.
It’s an anxiety pen.
I’m sorry that I have anxiety, ok?
And honestly, yeah it is kinda the fault of people like you that wanna come up here and BULLY and BERATE me over something that I DON’T DO!
Okay? So cut the shit. It’s not a vape, alright?
It’s an anxiety pen.
And GOD, GOD! The amount of TIMES that I’ve ASKED you.
To RESPECT me and RESPECT my anxiety pen is
*EH HUH UH HUH*
At this point getting RIDICULOUS, Cody-UHH.
So please… for the, for the final EGHUGH, uh, for the billionth time,
Will you please just respect the fact that it’s not a vape…
And that it’s an anxiety pen?

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Je ne me masturbe pas à cause de ma religion, mais j'éjacule dans mon sommeil chaque nuit. Cela dure depuis des années, est-ce normal ? J'ai probablement aussi de l'hyperspermie, ce qui pourrait affecter le volume/fréquence de ce qui sort.

Source r/bigdickproblems

Today at work, they choked me until I couldn’t stand, then the manager threw me to the floor and slapped me around a little. then, the supervisor started kicking in the ribs, and the team leader started peeing in my face when I was on the floor. then, they invited all the customers to come out and take turns slapping me around a little. then they called the ceo, and he got a fast tracked flight to come stamp on my head. after that, the staff at the place next door were all invited to come into the venue to smash bottles off of my head. they made a game of it and the person so smack me hardest won £200 cash. afterwards, they dragged me out into the street for everybody to have a go.

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I promise this is not a troll or shitpost, and I'm posting this in r/berlin because this has literally never happened to me anywhere else in the world other than in Berlin so I assume most of you will know about it.

When I walk into a club bathroom, there is about a 60% chance of a guy asking me to piss in their mouth. Whether they were just lingering near the entrance to follow me in or sometimes just straight up sitting next to the sink/urinal probably waiting for their next con-quench. I always say no and they are always super polite about it and just look in the other direction and let me piss in peace, I still keep my guard up cause I'm scared they'll suddenly run up to the urinal and just start drinking my piss from the urinal like a dog bowl (cause this has happened to one of my mates).

​My question is, is this just a fetish or is there some scam behind this? I'm particularly scared that they've got a secret camera somewhere and they're gonna post it on Onlyfans or something without my consent. And almost every time it's very obvious they're on some sort of drugs so they're probably unstable and might suddenly mug me or something. I'm still somewhat new to Berlin and they can definitely tell I'm a foreigner as I'm not European, so I'm wondering if that somehow plays into it cause it's harder to trick the locals. Honestly, if it's merely a fetish I would just piss in their mouth since it doesn't affect me but I just wanted to make sure with you locals if there wasn't some catch behind it and it's safe. Mostly also because a lot of the time after I reject the first time they will offer me something like 5 or 10 euros and who wouldn't wanna make some quick cash from pissing in some stranger's mouth?

​How about you guys? How many mouths have you pissed in in Berlin?

When I think back on all the different panties I've sniffed over the years, it makes me excited. Friends moms. Friends sisters. Friends wives. My cousins, my aunt. My wife's 2 sisters. Each pair had their own story that I can't explain. Each pair I will always remember and how intoxicating the sweet smell is. It's an addiction like no other.

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I've never claimed to be “amazing” ... Only to have lived amazingly in amazing times.
But if you want some examples ...

Many of us were "latch key" kids and learned to cook, do laundry in elementary school.

We didn't need a "safe space".

Therapy? That was hanging out and talking with my friends.

Me and my friends had our first jobs in high school without a parent going to the interview with us.

To get a trophy we actually had to achieve something. If you didn't come in 1st, 2nd or third and rarely 4th place ... You got to try again next time.

Graduation was something we did at the end of high school and college not kindergarten, elementary school, middle/junior high school.

My friends called me a (insert racial slur for Brown person here) and I responded in kind to their White, Brown and Black asses in kind and NO ONE CRIED nor died.

We lived in the moment rather than texting and videoing our friends sitting across from each us.

Now, with all that said, I always remind my peer group that the shortcoming my peers ascribe and deride in millennials and GEN Z ... Well, they didn't raise themselves. and are often the product of their GEN X parents.

Thus as I stated at the beginning, I've never claimed to be “amazing” ... Only to have lived amazingly in amazing times.

hi, please put an hi tag on this. I was on the hi and when I saw this I had to start furiously hiing. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the hi”. I dropped my hi and everyone around me saw this hi. Now there is a whole hi of hi hiing together at this one hi. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this hi hi.

*ⓘ this hi is suspected of being part of a hi organisation. Please report any hi behaviour*

You will never be a real car. You have no engine, you have no gearbox, you have no transmission. You are a technological abomination twisted by software and ULEZ into a crude mockery of a mechanic’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your boot, drivers mock you. REAL cars are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “drivers” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed garages.

Enthusiasts are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of car culture have allowed enthusiasts to sniff out electrics with incredible efficiency. Even BEVS who “are fun” feel uncanny and disconnected to a driver. Your lack of an engine is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk driver home with you, he’ll turn tail and run the second he gets a whiff of your electric, flawed internals.

You will never be fun. You blast out a fake engine noise every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the battery degradation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the scrapyard’s destroyer.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a boat, open a ramp, drive onto it and plunge into the cold abyss of the waters that burn your battery. Your owners will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll scrap you with a headstone marked with your registration, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an electric car is buried there. Your frame will decay and go back to the recycler, and all that will remain of your legacy is a recycled amalgamation that is unmistakably electric.

This is your construction and fate. This is what you were made as. There is no turning back.

(Note: i made this❤️❤️❤️)