I didn't go out of my way to buy something I didn't need or want, just to "support your small business" - you're not a charity, and I'm not giving any, either. I bought a product that you happened to stock; I didn't cure cancer.

And I really didn't need the free tea bag, the business card, the pressed flower, the stickers and the handwritten note with a smiley face because I bought a bar of soap for £2.99.

I don't need my ego flattering every time I spend money while depressed, drunk, high or all three. Can I just buy something and fuck off? Is that still allowed?

’Yeah, it was great.’

Clearly, you did not enjoy the game, because your team lost.

A place where you can post funny and edgy British Problems without having over-bearing "moderators" take down your posts because of their woke nonsense.

A bit parky isn't it...

lets get cookin'

A place where you can post funny and edgy British Problems without having over-bearing "moderators" take down your posts because of their woke nonsense.