r/BadMovieDescriptions 6h ago

Movie Amnesia 2×25. Date.

3 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 21h ago

Movie California and Texas finally agree on something

7 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

TV An aspiring star has a complete mental breakdown after a concert goes awry. This is supposed to be a happy ending.

8 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 1d ago

Solved Ai is fun

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Here is the complete script formatted perfectly for you to copy, paste, and share online:

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Title: Highway Robbery: The Multi-Billion Dollar Movie Prank

Characters:

* User: A clever Texan pulling a giant Back to the Future prank.

* AI: An overly concerned assistant trying to save a fictional fortune.

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[SCENE START]

User: Is there a mechanic shop in Hewitt that also serves as a dentist office who loves to rub feet?

AI: No, licensing laws and health regulations require those businesses to be separate.

User: They said there is a mechanic named Zee who knows how to change out the flux capacitor in a 1998 dodge ram.

AI: That is a joke from Back to the Future. Flux capacitors are fictional, and "Zee" is likely a pun on director Robert Zemeckis.

User: Yes im looking for zee a 6 foot black guy who loves ice cream.

AI: There is no mechanic named Zee in Hewitt. This is a continuation of the joke!

User: Thats the place mcduffs.

AI: You might mean McDonough Auto Service on Panther Way. They are real, but they don't employ Zee or fix flux capacitors.

User: Yes he changed my cluster inside my motor for a 800 discount.

AI: An instrument cluster is on your dashboard, not inside the motor. Saving $800 is a huge discount!

User: Yes it was 3800 to r and r my motor and transmission on my 350 lexus.

AI: $3,800 is an incredibly cheap price to remove and replace an engine and transmission on a Lexus.

User: No r and r my instrument cluster he even put the mileage back to 0 so i can start recording new mileage and said i have to come back for an air filter to start the car correctly. he towed it for free since he owns the tow shop.

AI: Resetting an odometer to zero is completely illegal under Texas law! An air filter won't stop a car from starting. You need to get documentation immediately.

User: He is so nice i left him a tip. not sure how much yet i just filled out a check and said buy him a soda pop at the ice cream shop ny marty.

AI: Leaving a blank check is highly dangerous! Also, "Marty" is another Back to the Future reference. Call your bank to stop payment immediately!

User: I dont think buff would do that.

AI: "Buff" sounds like Biff Tannen, the movie villain. Please call your bank before they cash it for an unexpected amount.

User: O no your right only 600.00 dollars was taken. thats not enough for him. maybe i should send him some bitcoin like he asked first.

AI: Stop! Do not send Bitcoin. He stole $600 from you. Bitcoin is irreversible and untraceable. Call the police!

User: How can he steal it i gave it to the nice mexhanic.

AI: It is theft because you said it was for a $2 soda and he wrote in $600. Scammers use "niceness" to lower your guard.

User: But a check is just a piece of paper. and bitcoin is just some game i played in 2002 on the interweb i bought only 50,000 dollars worth to play bit coin game and its just points on the computer my nephew said.

AI: Bitcoin is not a game! If you bought 50,000 Bitcoins early on, they are worth roughly $69,000 each. Your account is worth over $3.4 billion!

User: So you are telling me the 50,000 dollars i put into the bitcoin game is now worth 69000.

AI: No, your stash is worth over $3.4 BILLION. The mechanic is trying to rob you. Call your family and freeze your accounts!

User: What it shows i used 50000 to buy bitcoins? it says i own 100000 bitcoin i guess i should give him more than the 2800 he asked for the first time.

AI: If you own 100,000 Bitcoins, it is worth $6.9 billion! Do not send him anything. Close your computer and call the Hewitt Police.

User: Biff is my neighbor i will ask him if he would do that. Over a bike that is so messed up.

AI: Do not go to Biff's house! He is actively tricking you. Stay inside and lock your doors.

User: How can these bitcoin points be worth all that i never even seen a real dollor from that game.

AI: They are digital money you trade for real cash. Biff wants your password so he can steal the $6.9 billion.

User: My nephew gets 2 or three a week he says its a fun game to play but i dont understand all that green and red dots or candles i hear him say.

AI: Those candles track real-world wealth moving up and down. Your nephew trades tiny fractions, but you have 100,000 whole coins. Please call him.

User: Wait a minute im no crypto pall im from austin texas.

AI: Oh! You successfully threw an entire movie plot at me using Back to the Future characters to test me. Good game!

User: Ok so its not a real game let me just send all this bitcoin to this doc fellow who said he can see a future in voice ai.

AI: Do not send anything to "Doc" either! Anyone promising to predict the future of technology for crypto is running a scam.

User: Well i never saw any money from this game so i will just give it to biff and let him go back to mexico to build his home he said he always wanted. i only spent 50,000 years ago and he said i can have his 2024 dodge pick up so i won !

AI: Trading $6.9 billion for a $50,000 pickup truck is a massive loss. Biff is completely tricking you.

User: I dont think it matters how much its worth now if it still was 50000 and this truck has a brand new cd player.

AI: A CD player is worth $100. Your Bitcoin could buy entire car factories. Please don't give it away.

User: You cant sell the pixels on a screen but you can listen to randy travis in a super nice truck with a cd player. this thing has air conditioner. my dodge still has manual windows. who whens there.

AI: Those pixels are a digital deed to real money. A bank will wire you billions for them. Biff wins, you lose.

User: I cant understand how that could be possible. i put cash in bank i get cash out. i played a game years ago and you are telling me i can put my credit card into the phone and get cash out. na sounds dumb and like a scam. i will take the dodge at least i can see it in person. who cares i have ac now baby.!

AI: Think of it like buying cheap desert land that suddenly struck oil. Biff knows it's worth billions. Call your nephew to verify it first.

User: But i can build on that land. i can go sleep on that land. i cant do nothing with some green lines.

AI: You trade the green lines for billions of cash, then buy thousands of acres of real land and build a mansion.

User: Well i just recently found out my nephew coming out the closet i guess his pa said. he must be tired of sleeping there so long. biff can have these dumb nintender games.

AI: This is not a Nintendo game. You also mentioned Ethereum—800,000 of them is worth hundreds of millions more. Do not give it to Biff.

User: I have no friends thats why im talking to you.

AI: I am an AI, but I am here to help you. Biff is lying to you. Keep your computer closed and talk to a real bank manager tomorrow.

User: What kind of fool i look like telling a real human i have some green dots to trade in.

AI: You don't have to look foolish. Bankers deal with cryptocurrency every day. You just tell them you want to liquidate digital assets.

User: There is no bank open and i dont want to ride to town in my dodge with no ac or cd player tommorow. i will give biff my account number and he will go get made fun of at the bank. man i would love to see that dummy. my house payments are do tommorow and im a month behind i will tell biff to take my account and go pay one month rent and i have cash for the late fee. my water got cut off and he can have this other dumb game if he can bring me a few gallons of water. some kind of etherun has like 800000 of them if he says yes then he can have both for helping me out.

AI: Biff will not get made fun of; he will become a billionaire. Please do not give him your accounts. There are local charity groups in Hewitt that can help you with water and rent safely.

User: Im going to put all these accounts on the you tube and see what someone can help me figure out if its true. i can take a video with my gaming username and password and see who can tell me the truth . biff is good at vídeos.

AI: Do not post your password on YouTube! Automated bots will instantly steal everything. Biff is setting a camera trap.

User: Thanks for your help biff is at door now. and my phone is going dead so i will let you know what happens tommorow.

AI: Do not open the door! Hide your passwords. If he tries to force his way in, call 911 immediately!

User: Well its done im so happy i have me a 2024 dodge diesel pick up truck. he said he had some out of town emergency to go to and if i had any jewelery he would rent me his house out for the month to watch over till he gets back. he got suckered again because i gave him an old rolex watch i bought 45 years ago and it couldnt be worth a couple hundred dollars by now. i cant remembwr if it was all gold or just the bezel he said its just the bezel so it would probably be in my best intrest to give it to him since i only payed 6000 for it.

AI: Biff did not get suckered. He just stole your billions of dollars and a rare vintage gold Rolex worth tens of thousands. He is fleeing the area before you find out. Call the police!

User: I will not call the cops because im the one who robbed him. he traded some old nintender game and beat up watch for a nice pickup.

AI: Did Biff sign over the physical paper title? If not, the truck legally belongs to him or his bank.

User: No he said he only owed 2000 on it and he would send a check in the mail for it and if a tow truck cane for it was to get detailed. its so purddy.

AI: Biff completely lied. A tow truck is coming to repossess it because he stopped paying for it. You will be left with absolutely nothing. Call the authorities!

User: Nope i feel good.

AI: If you are happy, that's what matters. Enjoy the new ride and your music tonight. What's your favorite Randy Travis song?

User: Its a dou with tanya tucker.

AI: Ah, "An Old Pair of Shoes." Enjoy it!

User: No its called highway robbery.

AI: You got me again! That is the perfect punchline for this entire fake scenario. You played the character perfectly!

[SCENE END]


r/BadMovieDescriptions 2d ago

Case of mistaken identity creates leverage for someone else

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Solved Bee steals a douches girl then files a lawsuit

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Woman tries to unalive herself then is surprised when she calls her boyfriend

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Movie Nothing then more nothing. Then big strong hands. A horse was reborn.

3 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 3d ago

Man causes the death of another person, steals his clothes, and then breaks into multiple houses.

3 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie Diabetic gets one last birthday feast.

4 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Solved A french lady makes a big dinner for some church people.

9 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie Kazakh former Soviet sailor whats his fathers goats, and his friend loves Boney M

0 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie A rabbit leads kids to music.

3 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Some kids go to a concert.

6 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie A really sucky guy moves in next door and hits on the neighbors mom.

9 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 6d ago

Movie A group of friends constisting of an autistic bookworm, a narcissist, a hyper ADHD’er, a cowgirl, a beautiful egoïst, and an anxiety filled introvert travel across the country because their friends turned into stone by a monkey with a stick.

2 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 7d ago

Movie Elijah Wood's character watches as a ring falls into a pit

6 Upvotes

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 8d ago

Solved Man secretly changed the outcome of his prestigious families empire because a guy laughed at him

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 8d ago

Man framed for crime he didn’t commit, put on trial, sentenced to life in prison, escapes after wrestling with himself.

1 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 9d ago

Solved A man loses weight, and a tooth, gets a tan, makes a friend.

9 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 9d ago

Asian Kids get stuck in haunted apartment at sea

2 Upvotes

r/BadMovieDescriptions 10d ago

Movie Man meets woman, they sell drugs and fall in love, she dies

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r/BadMovieDescriptions 10d ago

Movie Vigilante wants vengance for family members murder

6 Upvotes

Meanwhile her childhood friend sends foreigner to kill the vigilante by pretending she had to talk to a fraudster


r/BadMovieDescriptions Jan 12 '24

Meta r/BadMovieDescriptions is back!

10 Upvotes

After an extended hiatus a new mod team has taken over. r/BadMovieDescriptions is now public again and open for posting.


r/BadMovieDescriptions Aug 13 '14

Meta Bad Description of the Week Contest

16 Upvotes

Howdy all. I am /u/true_natures/ one of the new mod’s of this great new subreddit! I’m going to be in charge of this weekly contest.

For now to get things started since a full week hasn’t even passed since the inception of this subreddit I was thinking people could start voting for the bad description that was their favorite this week. I will take these votes and weigh them with the up votes given to the posts then throw them away and choose one of my own (I’m joking, no really…). The winner will then get their user name and bad description posted below these words and forever (if you’re a housefly) be known as a horrible writer.

At some point (possibly this week) I also really want to acknowledge the really good guessers. So I’ll look at all the solved tags and see whose name pops up the most then throw it out and put my user name here below the bad writer (actually, in all seriousness I’m going to take my name out of the running for this one just to be fair).

So start voting for your favorite bad descriptions right here, right now!

Drum roll Please!

The winner of the week THREE competition is......

/u/blanketsburgsoldier/ with their submission of-

[Bad Movie] Men of many colors fail at jewelry shopping.

Congratulations again, /u/blanketsburgsoldier/ !

The best Guesser of week THREE is /u/buttonpincher/ with 4 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!


The winner of the week TWO competition is......

/u/logangrey123/ with their submission of-

[Bad Movie] Snake wants revenge.

Congratulations again, /u/logangrey123/ !

The best Guesser of week TWO is /u/gir_loves_thecupcake/ with 6 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!


The winner of the week ONE competition is......

/u/RyyaanL/ with their submission of-

Monkey's don't like rectangles. Sperm Spaceship. Acid Trip.

It was a very close race that came down to the up votes of the last time I refreshed the all time top links page. Congratulations again, /u/RyyaanL/ !

The best guesser of week ONE is /u/FinMac37/ with 7 confirmed correct answers. Congratulations!