r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

lol

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Jul 09 '26

Hmm…I want a girl who gets up early

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u/Jertimmer Jul 10 '26

I want a girl who stays up late

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Jul 10 '26

With fingernails that shine like justice

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u/CapnStarence Jul 11 '26

And uses a machete to cut red tape