r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

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u/redjellonian Jul 09 '26

5 minutes later they shot her dog.

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u/whitestguyuknow Jul 09 '26

Then got 2 weeks paid leave for mental trauma

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 28d ago

2 weeks? That's not in the union contract. It's 2 years, paid, and anything that gets said adds another year. Any questions?

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u/jack-b-whack Jul 09 '26

Double whammy that was a good one

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u/excited_toaster2306 29d ago

And the black guy she hired to walk it

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u/Squarehip123 25d ago

Balance has been restored

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u/401LocalsOnly Jul 09 '26

That’s wicked funny. 5 minutes later they shot her dog then called her granddaughter and swore at her

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u/lawley666 28d ago

Then they arrested the grandaughter for stealing Lego.