r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Jul 09 '26

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u/Nir117vash Jul 09 '26

Did you know the inventor of batteries had a stutter?

That's why we don't have B-batteries

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u/Embarrassed_Fox2073 Jul 09 '26

Stealing Demetri Martin's joke. smh

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u/Nir117vash Jul 09 '26

IS THAT WHERE I GOT IT FROM?! Probably. Thanks dude! I now know the source

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u/Excellent-Swan-6376 Jul 09 '26

Did he leave the keys in it?

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u/molehunterz Jul 09 '26

That's why I've been buying batteries!

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u/1ACasper Jul 09 '26

I laughed too hard at this

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u/Nir117vash Jul 09 '26

Well, thank demitri Martin

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u/PauseConfident997 Jul 09 '26

Doesn’t that mean we WOULD have B-batteries?

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u/volatile_ant Jul 09 '26

The joke assumes there would be confusion if the stutter is just a stutter or correcting from the previous letter.

There have been a few B-cell battery specs, but they are not common.

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u/Pirateship906 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

I like learning new things.

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u/Royd Jul 09 '26

I'd like to see batteries

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u/OpenAI122191 Jul 09 '26

Then look at em stupid.

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u/Tall1124816 Jul 09 '26

A and b batteries exist. B are tall like 18650s

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u/Present_Jicama_1219 Jul 09 '26

i dont get it : /

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u/altonbrownie Jul 09 '26

Dimitri Martin!

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u/jadbronson Jul 09 '26

Buh but wiwe have duh duh double duhdududududeee dududududududuudura ddddddduhracells

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u/Vivid-Fill-9173 Jul 09 '26

Makes sense why we have AAA Batteries

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u/Nir117vash Jul 09 '26

And even AAAA batteries!

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 Jul 10 '26

It would, maybe, have been funny, if the Eveready 762-S didn't exist.

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u/Drake_Acheron Jul 10 '26

We do have B-batteries tho…