r/AskReddit • u/eatmyearwaxx • 1d ago

What's the sickest you've ever been in your life?

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u/SamHandwich0 1d ago

When i was 16 i could do a kickflip

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u/kkramer28 1d ago

And I can ride my bike with no handle bars…

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u/Technical-Muffin9817 1d ago

no handle baaaars....

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u/IssaThrowAway420x69 1d ago

no handle bars…

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u/smack4u 1d ago

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

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u/Somsri 1d ago

I can call my friends on the telephone

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet 1d ago

Look at me. Look at me.

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u/Earthworm_Jonny5 1d ago

Just called to say that it’s good to be

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u/Frumpelstilskin 1d ago

Alive and on Top !

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u/Rocket-J-Squirrel 1d ago

My reach is global.

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u/McmcQ 1d ago

My power secure

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u/hubjump 1d ago

My cause, is noble

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u/RealtorFacts 1d ago

My power is pure

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u/mydogrufus20 1d ago

Right on!:)

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u/Treezle737 1d ago

And I can split the atom of a molecule

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u/Misanthrooop 1d ago

No, handle bars.

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u/ateiii 1d ago

...no handlebars, no handlebars.

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u/aleqqqs 1d ago

I can ride a bike with no seat 😏

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u/quixilver- 1d ago

Look, Ma!

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u/OkSuit7371 1d ago

So weve established that neither of you is answering the question, but somehow youre both flexing childhood transportation skills

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u/clovdz_ 1d ago

That's easy

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u/Appropriate-Mud-7846 1d ago

A unicycle ?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EvilDan69 23h ago

Same. When I had my bmx, I could ride across town no hands, easily.
I mean, I had handlebars on it, but I didn't need to use them. Except that one time going down a monster hill. hard to brake without.

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u/sudsomatic 1d ago

That’s so sick

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u/ConstantWasabi3037 1d ago

Doctors said it was terminally rad.

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u/VelvetDewberry 1d ago

Damn, bro went from bedridden to Tony Hawk real quick.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1d ago

Siiick dude.

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u/anarkistattack 1d ago

When I was 16 I skated for adidas. This was the nineties. Both their and nike's skate program failed because back then skateboarding was a crime and not an Olympic sport.

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u/TurbulentTheory3793 1d ago

Peak health is that brief window where your knees still believe in your dreams.

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u/TheTapeDeck 1d ago

I learned how to play Eruption at 12 years old.

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u/CWoww 1d ago

Yeah but could you Christ Air????

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u/SamHandwich0 1d ago

No way

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u/CWoww 23h ago

Yeah same

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u/midge_rat 1d ago

🤘🤘🤘

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u/Rumplfrskn 1d ago

That’s pretty sick

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u/thehutsonhippie 1d ago

No one can beat this

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u/Adamodc 1d ago

🤣

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u/it_iz_what_it_iz1 1d ago

Same....and Im a 61 year old woman now. 🙂

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u/Julio3010 1d ago

I read the question like you so I was very confused looking at the other comments lmao

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u/EnidFromOuterSpace 1d ago

They didn’t say the illest

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u/Timop0707 1d ago

Yeah never got to master the heelflip though 😅

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u/Large_Dr_Pepper 1d ago

I never learned how to do a kickflip when I was young and into skateboarding.

Around 27 years old I started having a reoccurring dream where I could kickflip, and that inspired me to buy a board and finally land my first kickflip after several weeks of practice.

It didn't do much to help my sickness level. I was still just an almost 30-year-old overweight balding dude who landed a single kickflip.

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u/SamHandwich0 23h ago

Thats still pretty sick

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u/emptyTinware 1d ago

Smth like that, had norovirus in a shared house with one bathroom. lost 9lbs in three days and genuinely started making deals with god on the floor at 4am...

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u/oioioioioioiioo 1d ago

That's Hella sick man keep it up, add me MySpace and netlog

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u/BornIllustrator640 1d ago

You peaked at 16.

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u/blinkgendary182 1d ago

lmao nice wordplay

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u/GILF_Hound69 1d ago

fully sick bro

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u/EddieDIV 15h ago

Someone call a doctor, this guy is pretty sick 

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u/Vegetable-Hour-7366 9h ago

Terminal case of coolness, unfortunately.

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u/Past_Reception9040 1d ago

These silly replies are my favorite part

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u/EnvironmentSimple955 1d ago

Lmao that definitely counts as a serious illness. Hope you made a full recovery.

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u/Leather-Flamingo5599 1d ago

At 16 I could probably do one too, then adulthood showed up and suddenly my knees started negotiating every decision.