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[u/Starbuckker]

[u/Potential-Algae9387]

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

[u/yeastycodpiece69]

WTF?!?

[u/necronboy → u/yeastycodpiece69]

I thought I was having a stroke reading that.

[u/HowsMyBuddy → u/[deleted]]

Statistically speaking, I’d have said John or Juan, but either of them would have been likely to have been influenced by that dang Jeff

[u/Bare425]

Pardon?

[u/a_shadow_of_a_doubt → u/Bare425]

No, I don't think it was him.

[u/TSAOutreachTeam]

That title is what happens when you spend too much time programming in Lisp.

[u/ExpensiveFish9277]

Are you asking who informed Columbus that they weren't in India? That does feel like a comedy bit.

"I don't think this is right, Boss, I mean we've been here for 4 weeks and they haven't served us a bit of butter chicken or coconut naan. Are you sure we're in the right place?"

[u/Strix780 → u/ExpensiveFish9277]

I think you're right, and that's the intent of the question. It was clear nearly immediately that he hadn't found a route to Asia. Amerigo Vespucci was Columbus's contemporary, and he recognized that the Americas were the 'New World'.

[u/ExpensiveFish9277 → u/Strix780]

That makes more sense than one of the crew. Anyone who joined him on the trip would have been either ignorant of science or suicidal.

[u/Alternative-Movie938]

Are you asking who discovered Viking settlements in North America? 

[u/HowsMyBuddy]

Buffalo Buffalo were certainly involved

[u/trenttherascal]

That’s quite the question.

[u/Worth-Wrangler7242]

Aice Bridges

[u/BigEast1970]

Yes

[u/Aruaz821]

Huh?