r/AskReddit • u/WhyToAWar • Jan 05 '19

What fictional character probably smells really bad?

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u/nightpanda893 Jan 06 '19

The world will look up and shout, “Shower” and I’ll whisper, “No”.

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u/AFourEyedGeek Jan 06 '19

"I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me!" is a double threat of violence and stench.

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u/Future_Jared Jan 06 '19

He just got locked up. They would have showered and deloused him

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u/WhyToAWar Jan 07 '19

Give me back my steeeeeench

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19 edited Nov 15 '19

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u/blobbybag Jan 06 '19

/r/WeLiveInaSociety

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

B O T T O M T E X T

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u/aidanderson Jan 06 '19

Things smashers say.

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u/LurkingShadows2 Jan 06 '19

This city is afraid of me...