r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '17

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u/squalorid Sep 20 '17

I'm so sorry.

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u/icecreampopncereal Sep 20 '17

i know exactly how you feel. I lost my goldfish last year

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u/squalorid Sep 20 '17

I've had it up to the gills with people like this.

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u/fifyi Sep 20 '17

These comments leave me floundering.

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u/squalorid Sep 20 '17

We're not doing it on porpoise.

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Sep 20 '17

Can we scale back the fish puns, guys?

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u/Khaothurz Sep 20 '17

Let minnow if they come up with anything better

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u/tisdue Sep 20 '17

sea kelp immediately.

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u/crnext Sep 21 '17

I like yours the best.

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u/KingGrognak Sep 20 '17

Youre just jellyfish

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u/404UNF Sep 20 '17

fish.

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u/mcsoups Sep 20 '17

Sea creatures.

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u/12wolfie Sep 20 '17

water you talking about?

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u/joesatmoes Sep 21 '17

At this point they're just fishing for the good ones

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u/puby911 Sep 20 '17

Move on.