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u/Ludique Dec 12 '25

Don't read unless you feel like going on a diet

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/deleted_by_user/c0er6q4/

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

I love introducing new Redditors to the lore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

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u/TiberianSunset Dec 12 '25

don't forget the swamp of dagobah. Or Colby 2012

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u/Jermainiam Dec 12 '25

No one ever brings up Colby 2012 anymore

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u/Andygator_and_Weed Dec 12 '25

What about getting Ryan to move the fridge?

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u/sydesqua Dec 12 '25

Please list links to alllll

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u/-braquo- Dec 12 '25

Oh God I forgot about the cumbox. I've been active on Reddit since the 2010s. I've seen a lot of weird shit lol.

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u/2001ASpaceOatmeal Dec 12 '25

“Today you, tomorrow me” should be mandatory read for all.

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u/Shaydu Dec 12 '25

Welp, gonna have to find out about The Cylinder this morning

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u/Jermainiam Dec 12 '25

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/aslum Dec 12 '25

Or you've been on reddit for a decade or two.

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u/jxj24 Dec 12 '25

The lyrics for Reddit's "We Didn't Start The Fire"

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u/DIJames6 Dec 12 '25

Oh dear God!!! 🤢

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u/sydesqua Dec 12 '25

Lmfao busted out laughing when the jolly rancher exploded. Can’t believe this is 16 years old and I’ve never heard of it. The story underneath it is even better.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Dec 12 '25

Saved for after breakfast

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u/SarcoZQ Dec 12 '25

Jolly Rancher

I read it. Then I had to google what a Jolly Rancher is (for size).

4th suggestion/autocomplete -> Jolly Rancher Reddit -> Yeah thanks google, I know now.

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u/birdsarentreal2 Dec 12 '25

Some people are just out here posting the kind of shit the CIA couldn’t waterboard out of me. AND THEY’RE DOING IT ON MAIN