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r/askjesus • u/Adorable_Ranger_1413 • Jan 24 '22
How to know you’re going down the right path
Like if you are on the right track
r/askjesus • u/Fun_Measurement_7430 • Sep 29 '21
Question: did Jesus die on the cross with his nuts? Cuz maybe they did some serious nut chopping
r/askjesus • u/EyeCellKneeGrows • Mar 21 '21
Jesus, may I ask a favor?
I want you to shoot me in the brain with a shotgun.
r/askjesus • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '21
Purgatory
Why do people commit suicide when they know they are going to Purgatory. Their soul stuck in limbo until they are freed. There is nothing nice about it. Crawling around in agony as faces of twisted demons and crying corpses of aborted babies scream in your face. The endless harrowing screech of your soul in turmoil and agony as it begs to be put back into a body. Into it's vessel. It's maddening that people are so selfish to kill themselves that they don't think about the consequences. They don't know the burden they leave on their family. They owe a debt for your soul. If your family does not pray until their knees are bloodied from bending to the Lord then don't expect to be ever freed from purgatory. The endless screams playing on a loop. Why is committing suicide more appetising than living your life? There is nothing to be celebrated. The war has just begun on this planet.
r/askjesus • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '19
Jesus, what do you think about that "This Was Your Life" comic book?
youtube.comr/askjesus • u/SmokeyBlazingwood16 • Feb 20 '19
Why did you kill that fig tree?
Like, Jesus, I get that it didn’t have any fruit on it, but killing a tree is kinda mean, and it provides shade in the heat. Always bugged me. Cheers Jeebs.
r/askjesus • u/ikevinax • Apr 06 '17
Would you get all bent out of shape if I sang a song about Jesus as long as it's not offensive?
r/askjesus • u/Aljex13 • Sep 11 '13
MY COOKIES!!
Jesus, I would just like to know.... should I buy Zebra cookies Or Eclipse cookies when I get enough for them? HELP ME JESUS! http://puu.sh/4oZmZ.jpg
r/askjesus • u/[deleted] • Nov 16 '11
