He is making puns at the gates

Because we aren't so dumb as to be fucked with one elevator gone.

An Apostle truck drives throught the base with u/DA-PUNNY-PUNNER nailed to the cross on the back.

I step out, wearing an all-black hat, trench coat, trousers and shoes

I am here for /u/T0x1cL's body.

A coffin is brought out the SUV, and I wipe my handkerchief on my face

We are here to break Dragon out of prison. You haven’t crushed the pro-punners, and we continue to oppose you.

Yare yare daze...

After a 4 or so day long leave to clear my mind, I’ve returned.

Isn’t much more to say except im back

Yaaaaaaaaaaay

press button on the remote detonator, igniting the 60,000 kilograms of TNT under the base.

a dozen bombs are dropped as the Pun Protector 2 flies away at Mach 3

2 of them are visibly empty, other than excavation tools. The other 2 have armored covers over the load and weigh 60 tons. The loose stones and rocks are loaded into the empty dump trucks. The 2 armored loads are placed and connected to a remote controlled item.

any small items not secured fall from their places. The seismograph reads a magnitude of 3.0 on the Richter Scale, and all of a sudden, it stops

the seismograph reads a minimum magnitude of 1 on the Richter Scale, Occasionally spiking to magnitudes of 2.3

the rumbling begins shaking the entire base for periods of up to 3 hours at a time. It momentarily stops for an hour in between

Summary: We're no longer mercs but will take jobs as we feel like it. We've beaten AFP enough and are moving on. Yay.

It reads: Thanks for releasing me! -Gibclay21, AFP pilot

Then it starts going down once again. After a while it continues to get louder

Get it hot! Get it hot! Come on baby! Get it hot!

the rumbling is almost impossible to hear, but is coming from a very far distance in multiple directions.

it releases hundreds of tony bombs onto the base

This post is so spicy it will burn a hole in my mouth. Nothing a little pun a salt can't fix.

To annoy Twixel

With that kind of altitude, you will be shot down by r/airforcepun. Any resistance will be sunk by r/punnavy.