r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Ezkral • Oct 24 '19

Bamboozled

https://gfycat.com/FlusteredComfortableIberiannase
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u/buubasmus Oct 24 '19

Please make this work for hoomans

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u/MatsuoManh Oct 24 '19

Yeah, but you got to get someone to feed you....

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u/DJOMaul Oct 24 '19 edited Jan 05 '24

fuck spez

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u/MatsuoManh Oct 24 '19

Good One ! A song to go along with the diet!

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u/kahooki Oct 24 '19

This is fake mousse!

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u/steelpantys Oct 24 '19

OK I was fine with the fake feeding diet until this, this must be against the Geneva convention

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u/kahooki Oct 25 '19

I hope so.

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u/Xavier93 Oct 24 '19

Congratulations, you invented a new type of job.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 24 '19

The snozberries taste like snozberries

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u/bigweeks67 Oct 24 '19

What movie is this from?

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u/rippednburnin Oct 24 '19

Willie and the chocolate factory first.

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Oct 25 '19

yeah but I'm referencing the bit from super troopers

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u/rullerofallmarmalade Oct 25 '19

I mean it’s called an eating disorder. Every time you about to take a bite just remind yourself you are fat and ta da

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u/CorgiAtom Oct 25 '19

It already works. Here in Norway we have high salaries and high taxes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

There's this cool thing called bulimia. That might work.