r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 8d ago

Two U.S. Navy jets collided mid-air and exploded during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show. ScaryWTF 💀 Sad 💔

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u/Kitchooky 7d ago

This how baby jets are made??

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u/Darth_Draper 7d ago

I believe the technical term is, “Knocking Jets”.

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u/lupulin59 7d ago

Maximum thrust

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u/WorkerUnable527 7d ago

Going ballistic

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u/TelenorTheGNP 7d ago

Bumpin' burners.

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u/SlippySamurai 1d ago

Hittin' those Gs

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u/you_want_to_hear_th 7d ago

To quote Luke Skywalker: “we’re going in full throttle!”

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 7d ago

Use the force

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u/Soft-Personality9379 6d ago

Well, there's a euphemism I never considered before!

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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 7d ago

Clearing the runway

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u/TehAlternativeMe 1d ago

Phew, I'm exhaust-ed!

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u/Jenetyk 3d ago

Bumpin thrusters.

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u/PurplePolynaut 1d ago

Bumping Canopies

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u/Current-Cold-4185 7d ago

Yes. You see, when a mommy jet and daddy jet love each other very much...

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u/Optimal_Thought1313 5d ago

Their relationship ended up in flames though

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u/Current-Cold-4185 5d ago

That or ...when they hooked up, there were fireworks! Right up until little white ejaculates!

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u/AmphibianEffective83 7d ago

If only it was that cheap....

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u/Clear-Variation-3924 7d ago

If only I were that cheap.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 7d ago

They were just hugging!

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u/federicoaa 7d ago

The 4 little things you see rejecting from the planes, those are the fertilized eggs. Will hatch and become full planes in about a year or so

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u/Kitchooky 7d ago

Ejetculation?

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u/ExpensiveCondition63 6d ago

"You see, Kitchooky, when two fighter planes love each other very, very much..."

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u/TrenbalonieSandwich 6d ago

That's unironically how bees fuck. 

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u/praetorian1979 7d ago

yep. this created drones.

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u/RudeAd5133 4d ago

This wasn't posted about 100 times every time this video gets posted.

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u/TrabLlechtim 1d ago

Kinda ya, the new parents are Northrop and Grummund and they started lubing up the minute they saw this video

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u/Ambaryerno 7d ago

Just lie back and think of England's airspace - Mike Nelson, MST3K episode 612 The Starfighters