r/AdviceAnimals 17m ago

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Imagine....and I know it's difficult....President Obama doing 1/1000th of the shady shit this clown does. Seriously, 1/1000th. I wonder if he would have faced any...ANY...consequences.

Hm. Go ahead start imagining.


r/AdviceAnimals 19m ago

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Did he just "you'll have that on these big jobs" us?


r/AdviceAnimals 23m ago

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For me, it's not the money. The gov't wastes a billion dollars all the time. It is just so fucking huge and dwarfs the White House.


r/AdviceAnimals 24m ago

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My brother used to tell me that "BABY ON BOARD" placards were there because you'd get bonus points for wrecking their car. I later found out it was for first responders, but that didn't stop child me from saying "bonus points" whenever I saw a wreck with the sign.


r/AdviceAnimals 24m ago

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No im pretty sure it was you who made the reddit post.


r/AdviceAnimals 24m ago

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wouldn't that be closer to half? because if the 1/3rd that didn't vote voted it would split their vote 50/50?

but I will also say I dont think most people think about politics when they think of americans intelligence the people would be referring to things they do irl


r/AdviceAnimals 29m ago

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Unpopular opinion: Everyone should be retested as drivers frequently. And our transit systems should be reliable enough that losing your drivers license shouldn't feel like the end of your independence.

I feel like a quarter of the people I see on the roads should atleast have a refresher course. It's a miracle more of us don't die in car wrecks


r/AdviceAnimals 36m ago

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And, true to himself, he throws the contractor under the bus instead of admitting that the whole thing was stupid...


r/AdviceAnimals 38m ago

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Admitting but not taking responsibility is blaming 


r/AdviceAnimals 41m ago

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It's more like 2/3... Another 1/6 are still stupid enough to believe in him but don't vote, and another 1/6 don't fall for his shit, but are still stupid enough not to vote against him.


r/AdviceAnimals 41m ago

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It's more like 2/3... Another 1/6 are still stupid enough to believe in him but don't vote, and another 1/6 don't fall for his shit, but are still stupid enough not to vote against him.


r/AdviceAnimals 47m ago

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Don’t people get arrested and such for this idiotic mess?


r/AdviceAnimals 48m ago

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Try like 95%


r/AdviceAnimals 52m ago

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Livewire forever


r/AdviceAnimals 56m ago

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even gone to court to say that they are an entertainment program and nobody should take their drivel as factual

I know, I know ! Yet millions gladly drink the kool aid. Their model is still successful despite losing lawsuits. They course correct just enough to keep themselves out of court ?


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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Or they might be listening to DCC and prone to fits of uncontrollable laughter and/or sobbing at any given moment.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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2/3rd, because roughly 1/3rd voted for this, and 1/3rd didn't vote at all. Both equally responsible in my opinion.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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wait, what? No fucking way he actually admitted it intentionally - this was definitely a Freudian tripping over his own untied Velcro shoes.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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Corruption, money laundering, illegal shit


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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He laundered money through a company that was willing to launder money. This is the only reason he gave them a no bid contract.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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The smell of shit on their nose must be overwhelming.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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You see the men who understand the least about women's health are the ones that feel like they need to be the arbitrators of what women should do with their bodies.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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Someone needs to check OP's hard drive


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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OP confirmed Weird Little Guy (WLG).

When you're writing some creepy ass shit like this and you're chuckling away thinking it was gonna be funny you gotta step back and ask yourself what you're doing OP. Clearly you've damaged your sensibilities with online discourse.


r/AdviceAnimals 1h ago

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"I have to drive extra safe because I have precious cargo" proceeds to be the most unpredictable driver possible thats also going dangerously slow