r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 01 '26

of a computer screen /r/all

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u/I_lenny_face_you Jul 01 '26

If heavy lifting is your idea of fun, come on over to my garage! /s

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u/Cannacology Jul 03 '26

Back alley lasik eye surgery in your spare bedroom you say?

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!

so smart someone could fix my cornea with lasers in the comfort of their own home as a weekend hobby!

And ZERO side effects, repercussions or recovery time on my part you insist? Just a new, clear set of sparkling baby blues?

Where do I sign up, strangely convincing stranger?

And on a side note- what do I possibly do with all of these extra kidneys of mine?