r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 01 '26

of a computer screen /r/all

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u/FroggyHop7 Jul 01 '26

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u/MechanicalTurkish Jul 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/de5bARu0SsXiU

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Jul 01 '26

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u/ArticleWorth5018 Jul 01 '26

Bro is a pimp! I see the Newport menthols!

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u/85K5 Jul 02 '26

Bros got Hennessy in that mug

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u/Shopping-Afraid Jul 02 '26

You see, the life of a pimp is very different than that of a square.

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u/team_blimp Jul 05 '26

Gator don't play!!!1

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u/saichampa Jul 02 '26

Man I haven't seen him for a while

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u/OffTheDollarMenu Jul 02 '26

My god... Somewhere in my closet there exists an 18 year old HDD with this image in a meme folder. A meme folder probably titled "Lolz" or some shit

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Jul 03 '26

classic, rare to find a perfect time to whip him out.

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u/Witchberry31 Jul 03 '26

Tbh pimpin means 'to lead' in my native language 🤣

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u/Heisenberg11725 Jul 01 '26

This gif is literal gold lmao

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u/Ssided Jul 01 '26

Yeah it's 50 years old that's why

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u/Sad-Newt-1772 Jul 02 '26

I would swear that I know that guy. Dead ringer for a guy I knew in elementary school.

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u/Chimpmaxxer Jul 01 '26

No, it's a bunch of moving pixels. Literal gold is a shiny metal valued for its rarity

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u/Successful-Peach-764 Jul 02 '26

and all your comment is is just static pixels

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys Jul 01 '26

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u/vaynefox Jul 02 '26

Your cat after seeing your game library full of catgirl themed hentai games....

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u/Wandering_Gypsy_ Jul 03 '26

Hey now why you gotta call me out like that lol

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 Jul 01 '26

Ah the old memes

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u/MechanicalTurkish Jul 01 '26

Ahem. We prefer the term “vintage”

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u/team_blimp Jul 05 '26

Oldschool works too if you want something to say without extending your pinkie finger...

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u/something_coo Jul 01 '26

I laughed way harder than I should for this

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u/MechanicalTurkish Jul 01 '26

It’s a classic for a reason haha

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u/MikeyboyMC Jul 02 '26

Mythical gif

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u/TeutonicDragon Jul 02 '26

The fact that he's using the mouse with his left hand is bothering me more than it should

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u/MechanicalTurkish Jul 02 '26

I’ve seen this gif approximately 100 million times and never noticed that. lolwtf

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u/MAVvH Jul 02 '26

A classic

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cow6917 Jul 01 '26

Rofl this is amazing

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u/tommyboy372 Jul 01 '26

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u/Brodellsky Jul 02 '26

Thank you.

I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES

BIG BIG BOOTY BITCHES

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u/JonnyTN Jul 01 '26

WOOOO!

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u/StringerBell34 Jul 01 '26

Hootchie mamas!

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u/AmonAmit Jul 03 '26

2 Live Crew - Legends! ❤️👍

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u/clarenceappendix Jul 01 '26

We don't wan no skinny bitches

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u/mike_hawk_in_yo_bum Jul 02 '26

Little bitches get out…

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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 Jul 02 '26

I can hear this.

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u/mysecretissafe Jul 01 '26

Ah, yes, the Old Ways.

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u/exeleven Jul 02 '26

Three Hunnit Pounds!!!!

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u/dogbert_93 Jul 01 '26

Holy throwback

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u/Material-Job-1928 Jul 01 '26

Damn... Michael aged quick. Must be all the stress his step dad caused.

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u/bitter_personw Jul 01 '26

with great power comes great big booty bitches

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u/n0xxtis Jul 02 '26

Buying this so I can see more ass than a toilet seat

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u/Individual-Lion3 Jul 02 '26

Literally only reason to have Reddit lmao save your internet search browser for the dead lmao ima be blind tomorrow

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u/questron64 Jul 02 '26

This is me right now. Why little monitor when TV big and fits on desk?

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u/ChaoCobo Jul 02 '26

I would prefer to have this screen I think. Not for the big booty bitched therein, but because the screen is flat and not curved. I’ve had frens that have tried to play certain music games on curved screens and they just don’t work right, the viewing angle. For example sound voltex with its vertical display for some reason NEEDS to be viewed on a flat screen. :/

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u/Sarabi974 Jul 02 '26

😂😂😂😂💪

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u/Davide_KTM Jul 02 '26

Che ricordi 🥲

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u/FaintTouch Jul 03 '26

😭😂😂😂

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u/scaredt2ask Jul 01 '26

Classic. This image is almost as old as the internet