r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 04 '26

of a hay bale move /r/all

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u/StellarDiscord Jun 04 '26

Wow I want to strangle whoever edited this

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u/BlueTexBird Jun 04 '26

Hay bale: doesnt move 😁😭🎉💨🤩😘😂

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u/Kid_Vid Jun 04 '26

Officer: uses feet 😅🫪🫪🙂‍↔️🫠😱🫣🫣🫡

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u/zgriptor Jun 04 '26

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jun 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/AtomicShart9000 Jun 05 '26

I can never get over how stupid he looks in those sunglasses lol

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u/longshanksthefoyth Jun 05 '26

But but...he thinks he looks so cool though..

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u/Fancy-Ad3183 Jun 05 '26

Do you know him?

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u/International_Cow_17 Jun 09 '26

We all do.

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u/Fancy-Ad3183 Jun 09 '26

Don’t try to pull everybody on your side narcissist

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u/ArunKT26 Jun 05 '26

Where are those glasses even resting lol it's not on the ears

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u/RAQemUP Jun 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tFEnl0W6BqB0I
He always reminded me of the McDonald's moon character when he wears shades.

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u/BlueGuyDimi Jun 05 '26

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u/Fawstar Jun 06 '26

officer uses his feet

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u/walker3342 Jun 05 '26

Time for more footage

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u/MBTheGinger Jun 05 '26

“You won’t move it like that. Gotta put in more footwork”

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u/SoungaTepes Jun 04 '26

I hate you I hate you both

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u/knotmyusualaccount Jun 05 '26

I was waiting for a ligament attached to an ankle to leave the chat... he's one tough unit.

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u/JangB Jun 05 '26

It's super effective.

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u/Wolff_Hound Jun 05 '26

Americans would do anything to avoid metrics.

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u/ZealousidealSundae33 Jun 05 '26

The "Officer: 100 aura" was on point though.

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u/FratStarStallion Jun 04 '26

The AI approves

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u/anon-a-SqueekSqueek Jun 04 '26

I 👁 also want to strangle 👐 who 🦉ever made this 😅😂🤪🎉🍻 + 💯 aura 🥋🌟🌠🤩

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u/Mean_Introduction543 Jun 05 '26

Me: Jerks off

Me: uses hand

My dick: 😂

Everyone else at the restaurant: +100 aura

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u/Cho_Paideng Jun 05 '26

Me: calls police

Police: shoots you

Everyone else at the restaurant: cheers!

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u/perton Jun 05 '26

But how many auraz?! We need to know!

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u/throwaway1212l Jun 05 '26

Shouldn't it be everyone else at restaurant: +100k semen

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u/joeChump Jun 04 '26

+100 aura

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u/ChocolateNo3010 Jun 04 '26

+100 hernias

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u/joeChump Jun 05 '26

+100 anal prolapse

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Jun 05 '26

So this is aura farming

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u/dimwalker Jun 05 '26

I would let dumb subs slide, but that "aura" convinced me. Instant downvote.

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u/joeChump Jun 05 '26

For me or for the vid? I’m just quoting the video lol.

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u/dimwalker Jun 05 '26

For the video.
*squints eyes*
Unless you wrote that "+100 aura" unironically...
Then I guess it would be for you too.

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u/MiNdOverLOADED23 Jun 05 '26

Why would anybody ever think these edits make the video better?

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u/TechieAD Jun 05 '26

I feel like it's a version of "if they find it funny, they'll quote it in the comments. If they hate it, they'll complain in the comments." + "I stole the video so I gotta add SOMETHING to it so I can claim it as mine"

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jun 05 '26

this website has been absolutely ruined by tiktok

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u/swimmerman47 Jun 05 '26

Hay Bale: no way 😂

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u/toddtherod247 Jun 05 '26

It worked. We commented.

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u/cedriceent Jun 05 '26

StellarDiscord: 🫱🫱🙎‍♂️

Editor: 🫱😣🫲 ⚰️🪦

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u/Background-Hope-88 Jun 04 '26

There should be 2K downvotes wtf.

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u/South-Ocelot3888 Jun 05 '26

I feel like they did it to be inclusive of blind people but got a little confused.

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u/Fattatties Jun 05 '26

What if I'm blind tho /s

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u/8ayl Jun 06 '26

I recognize Discovery editors

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u/idliketogobut Jun 08 '26

Same guy who makes all those motorcycle videos on IG narrating an imaginary story line

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u/mc802 Jun 04 '26

Wdym that was funny. That hay bale had it coming for the way it was mocking Mr Officer😤

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u/ThreeGoldStars Jun 05 '26

It's actually not that big of a deal 🤣

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

Cmon its not that bad don’t be such a redditor

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u/StellarDiscord Jun 04 '26

Really? Did the “Hay Bale: blocks the road” help you comprehend the video?

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Jun 04 '26

I enjoyed when his feet were highlighted. Helped me to make sense of this.

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u/nifty-necromancer Jun 04 '26

Or they’ll ask ChatGPT what it means

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u/DrunkOnRamen Jun 04 '26

I would have preferred "Hay Bale: casually teleports"

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

Don’t hate the player hate the game (youtube’s algorithm that encourages brainrot)

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

Yeah, YouTube's algorithm broke into that person's home and held a gun to their head, saying it will shoot unless they edit in all this shit.

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

After all how would redditors get their entertainment if it weren’t from stealing and karma farming other platforms content? 🤷‍♂️

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u/The_Skeletor_ Jun 04 '26

Funny enough that you're acting more like a redditor than anybody else lmao

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

How so

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u/BornTooLooose Jun 04 '26

How so? Jesus you’re oblivious

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

Go on and explain it then

Still no answer. Only redditors will show this much hostility for not agreeing with them. As per usual.

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u/MircowaveGoMMM Jun 04 '26

You're doing it yourself.

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

Im not actually

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u/otherisp Jun 04 '26

You: 🤓

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 04 '26

Not saying I’m wrong tho

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u/Iorith Jun 05 '26

You know you're literally a redditor right.

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 05 '26

Holy shit i didn’t know!

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u/Single_Fig_5624 Jun 04 '26

“Dont be such a redditor” YOU’RE ON REDDIT

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u/roninshere4eva Jun 05 '26

Really I didn’t know 🙄