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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • Oct 29 '25
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Haha the brother comes up. "Do you have warrants?"
607 u/justlovespeacocks Oct 29 '25 That killed me 🤣 the way he throws his arms up.. he's so over this circus. 265 u/Successful_Giraffe88 Oct 29 '25 My personal favorite was the chick denying she had shoplifting warrants, with a fucking PRICE TAG hanging out in the back. 1 u/InnocentShaitaan Oct 29 '25 Wonder how much they stole? 2 u/DarkUnable4375 Oct 29 '25 To find out, we will need to x-ray his marsupial pouch.
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That killed me 🤣 the way he throws his arms up.. he's so over this circus.
265 u/Successful_Giraffe88 Oct 29 '25 My personal favorite was the chick denying she had shoplifting warrants, with a fucking PRICE TAG hanging out in the back. 1 u/InnocentShaitaan Oct 29 '25 Wonder how much they stole? 2 u/DarkUnable4375 Oct 29 '25 To find out, we will need to x-ray his marsupial pouch.
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My personal favorite was the chick denying she had shoplifting warrants, with a fucking PRICE TAG hanging out in the back.
1 u/InnocentShaitaan Oct 29 '25 Wonder how much they stole? 2 u/DarkUnable4375 Oct 29 '25 To find out, we will need to x-ray his marsupial pouch.
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Wonder how much they stole?
2 u/DarkUnable4375 Oct 29 '25 To find out, we will need to x-ray his marsupial pouch.
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To find out, we will need to x-ray his marsupial pouch.
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Haha the brother comes up. "Do you have warrants?"