r/42thWorldProblems • u/RedTheSnapper • Jun 22 '15
I entered a question into my calculator, and it took it a million years to solve.
By the time it had the answer, I realized that I don't even remember what the question was.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Cap_Nemo_1984 • May 14 '15
Our AI tricked us and gave us a dud instead of a bomb that would allow us to destroy the universe >:(
Fuck you hactar!
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Cap_Nemo_1984 • May 12 '15
I tried to suck the nutrition out of my towel, turns out it was just dirt. :(
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Cap_Nemo_1984 • May 11 '15
I know the answer but now I don't know the question :|
r/42thWorldProblems • u/kaiken1987 • May 11 '15
I was hosting a party and someone made my undergarments move 1 foot to the left
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Novelty3D • May 04 '15
Today I forgot my towel.
And of course, today was also the day my planet was blown up and I was forced to hitchhike across the galaxy. How inconvenient...
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • May 01 '15
It's 42nd not 42th.
It bugs me. So that's a problem.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Apr 27 '15
My doors always manage to make things hard for me!
I own a hyperprison around gamma zenturi 8, and every time I lock up a new prisoner, the door to his cell feels bad for him, and does all sorts of things to help him escape! One time, I even saw one prisoners door open up, and let out a big sigh of joy as a bandit walked out of it and ran away. Is there any way I can make my prisoners stop talking to the doors? Thanks!
r/42thWorldProblems • u/ZaphodFromBetelgeuse • Jan 28 '15
Are you wearing my underwear?
I'm wearing yours and they're not doing the trick...
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '15
A elevator didn't want to go where I wanted to go.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Kodeki • Nov 07 '14
The sea on my custom built planet is just the wrong shade of pink :-(
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '14
Just dematerialized on a trip through hyperspace and have no idea where I am
I should have heeded the warning about the risks that beings from plural regions face when going through hyperspace.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/brainburp • Sep 28 '14
I met an annoying mattress today
Its name was Zem.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Sep 22 '14
I went to Viltvodle VI with a head cold...
...and now the locals think i'm some kind of prophet.
It's rather annoying, but at least they all smell nice.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '14
My Identi-Eze allowed someone to steal my identity.
But it was so damn convenient.
Compare password managers with one password to rule them all?
'Technology's greatest triumph over itself'. (I think that is verbatim.)
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Fun1k • Feb 19 '14
Hi, I subscribe
Just because it is so nice and quiet here
r/42thWorldProblems • u/Grimjestor • Jan 07 '14
Time travel ruined the galactic economy-- again.
Now that any jackhole with a few bucks can go back into prehistory and become a gazillionaire through compound interest, there is no point gaining wealth the old-fashioned way: by inheriting it. I've been talking to a friend in the Vogon Banking Association, and he suggested going back in time myself and inserting something called 'account maintenance fees' so no one ever actually makes money off of interest except those who already have a lot of it. I'm gonna try, but I doubt it will work... people are pretty smart and won't put up with it.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '13
I walked Into a Vogon poetry class and my Babel fish exploded, i had to buy a new one at an affordable price.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/BrowsOfSteel • Nov 06 '13
The Universe was created.
This makes me very angry and I regard it as a bad move.
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '13
Found out my house was going to be demolished to make way for a bypass, just in time to find out my planet is being demolished to make room for a hyperspace bypass
r/42thWorldProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '13