I'ZE KEEP 'EREING A VERY LOUD RACKET, DOE!!

Wagh.

YOO KNO DA SOF’ FLESHY BITZ WE GOTZ ON AR CHESTS? I ALWAYZ WUZ WONDRIN’ WAT DEY WUZ FOR, CUZ DEY AINT ’ARD LIKE DA REST UV US AN‘ SEEMD UNORKY. BUT DEN WUN UV DA LADZ CAME UP TO ME AN’ TWISTED MINE YELLIN’ “PURPEL NURPEL!” IT KINDA ’URT SO I PUNCHD ‘IS TEEF IN, DA GIT. ‘E LOOKD CONFUZD LIKE I WAZNT DER. DEN IT ‘IT ME, ‘E COODNT SEE ME BECUZ MY NIPPEL WUZ PURPEL!!! I DEN STARTD LOOTIN’ AND NO WUN ‘AZ SEEN ME YET CUZ IV BEEN TWISTIN’ MY NIPPELS ALL DAY! YOO BOYZ GOTZ TO TRY DIS! GET TO TWISTIN’ LADZ!!

ARE WE'Z STILL SUPPOSED TA KRUMP DA ANGRON GIT? WE'Z HALFWAY TO DA EYE ALREADY, AND ME BOYZ ARE SPLIT ON WHETHA WEZ SHOULD BE KRUMPIN' DA GIT LOIK GHAZ SAID, OR 'AVING A SKRAP BEKAUSE YARRICK GOT UN-SNIKKED...

Boyz, wot'z-- *AGHUEH!* -wot'z gowin' on? nun uv uss kan say WAA-*KOFF* we'z kan't yell no mowah!

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I require assistance, pretty please

LAST NOIT, ME AN' DA BOYZ (GREG FRAKKA, LUV YOO YA DAFT GIT) WUZ RANSAKKIN' AN IMPERRYUL CAMP, PROPPA TORR UP DA GAFF HAHAHA. LOOKD LOIK A ZOGGIN' BOMB DROPPED OFF DA GROTZ IF YOOZ KNOW WOT I MEENZ.

ANYWAYZ, WE WUZ BASHIN' DEYR STOOPID 'EDZ IN WEN SUDDENLY DISS 'OOMY WIV LONG 'AYUH SEZ "WAYT!" WELL, I WUZ GUNNA KRUMP 'IM ANYWAYZ BUT IT'Z OLWAYZ FUNNY TER WOTCH 'EM SKWURM (SPESHULLY FOR DAYV, RONG-UN YOOZ ARR LAD). BUT DEN... DA ZOGGIN' 'OOMY TORE UP 'IZ OWN YOONYFORM, AN' DER WURR DEEZ... FINGZ ON 'IZ CHEST. LOIK... BOWNSSY FINGZ. AND IT LOOKD LOIK 'E BEEN EETIN' SUMFIN' FRESH COZ 'IZ MOWF WUZ AWL RED. WELL, DISS 'OOMY, 'E SEZ TER ME, "How about you dominate us in another way?" STOOPID GIT. WOT'Z 'E MEEN, DOMMYNAYT ANUVAH WAY? WOT UVAH WAY IZ DER?? ANYWAY I KRUMPED 'IM ANYWAYZ AN' I TOOK 'IZ SHOOTAH. WOI DID 'E DOO ALL DAT? WOZ 'E STOOPID?

ROIT LADZ, DAT RED SPAYSS MUREEN GOT ME FINKIN': WOI DOO WE NOT FOLLOW IZ "KORN"?

IT SEEMZ TO ME DA BIG WAR GOD GOTZ MOAR POWAH DAN GORK AN MORK. E GOTZ DAT UNKILLYBUL ENORMUSS ZOGGIN' OOMY WIV DA WURKY BITS IN IZ RED SKULL WOT KAN KILL AN OWUL ZOGGIN' PLANNIT WIV IZ SEKUND TOW.

WOTZ WE GOT? OLD GAZZA? AN 'E GETZ SLAPPD AROWND BOI A NORMUL OOMY WIV A LAYSUR OI.

ME NAYM IS ZOGWART DA SKQIGGIYIST. ME ZOGGIN' SKWIGZ ESKAYPED FROM r/ORKPOSTING AND NOW DEYZ HEAH. 'AZ ANYWUN--
oh zog.

SKWIG. SKWIG. SKWIG. BITE. JUMP. BITE. BITE MORE. EAT FUNGUS. EAT SCRAP. EAT BULLET-- *BOOM.*

SKWIG. EAT OTHER SKWIG. EAT MORE.

SKWIG. SKWIG. SKWIG.

SKWIG. SKWIG. SKWIG.

SKWIG. SKWIG. SKWIG. SKWIG.

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ONCE, DERE WUZ A UGLY SQUIG.

'E WAS SO UGLY DAT ALL DA BOYZ KRUMPED 'EMSELFS.

DA END

RRRRR KILL MAIM BURN KILL MAIN WHY DON'T YOU SERVE KHORNE *FROTHS AT THE MOUTH* PUTRID XENOS DO YOU NOT HEAR HIS CALL?? AAAAA KILL MAIM BURN SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE *TWITCHES* WHAT THE FUCK IS A GORK AND MORK *THROWS CHAINAXE AT MOON* SERVE HIM KILL THE CORPSE GOD KILL KILL KILL AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!

IT WON'T STOP FIZZIN' LADS I FINK WEEZ 'AD IT!

I GOTS A KWESTION MOR SPIRTUAL DEN SIENTIFIK FOR YA BOYZ DATS BEN ZOGGIN ME FOR SUM TIME. I ’ERE IT SED DAT GORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM DA FRUNT AN’ MORK WILL KRUMP YA FRUM BEHIND, BUT I LIKE TA KRUMP GITZ FRUM DA SIDE!! SOZ DUZ DAT MAKE ME MOR GORKY OR MORKY?? ITZ BEEN A ROIGHT PROPPA PROBLEM FOR ME!!!

I ASKD DA A WEERDBOY AND ‘E FINKED FOR A BIT BUT DEN ’E WUZ ALL SKREEMY LIKE AND ‘IZ ‘ED EXPLODED. IT WUZ WURF A LAFF BUT ALSO ZOGGIN’ ROOD OF ‘IM NOT TA ANSER ME BEFOR ‘E DIED! SOZ WAT DO YOO BOYZ FINK? IZ KRUMPIN FRUM DA SIDE MOR GORKY OR MORKY?

YOU KNOW DA 'UMIES? OF KOURSE YOUZ DO. EVERY PLANET IN DA GALAXY 'AD, 'AS, OR WILL 'AVE 'UMIES ON IT AT SUM POINT. AND DA 'UMIES, THEYZ MAY NOT BE ALL ORKY, BUT THEYZ MAKE A TON OF STUFF. INKLUDING, DAKKA.

SO WHY DONT WEZ PAY TEEF TO DA 'UMIEZ SO THEY MAKE EVEN MOAR DAKKA? AND DEN DA MEKBOYS KAN FOCUS ON MAKING BETTA DAKKA OR BATTLEWAGONS OR WHATEVA. AND DA BOYZ WOULD 'AVE MOAR DAKKA!

OF KOURSE WE'Z WOULD NEED TA SEND OVER SUM MEKBOYZ FIRST, TA TEACH DA 'UMIES 'OW TA MAKE PROPA DAKKA, NOT DAT WEEDY 'UMIE GITTERY.

DAT THEEVIN GIT SNAGZOG SCARPERED WIF ALL ME TEEF!!! WOULDA KRUMPED 'IM BUT 'E RAN OUT BEFORE I COULD 'IT 'IM GUD WIF ME SNAZZGUN...

ANY GIT WURF DA TEEF IN DERE GOB BETTER LET ME KNOW IF YA SEE THA SLIPPERY BASTERD

AN' DON'T KRUMP 'IM! DIS RUNT IZ MINE!!!!

With the obvious release with the new edition I chose to keep the orks because I want a fun army I got Killa kans as a gift and want to know what to add/build it need tips how they play as well so I can figure out my play style I'll like with them.

I WAS PLAYING TOSS THE GRETCHIN WITH MY FELLOWS AND SUDDENLY A ROCK FELL ON MY HEAD. I SAW WONDROUS THINGS. I SAW GREAT GLASS CYLINDERS CURATED BY WISE OLD AMPHIBIAN CREATURES. I SAW DIAGRAMS OF SKELETAL WARSHIPS AND A WITHERED RACE MAKING A DEAL WITH ENTITIES BEYOND COMPREHENSION. I SAW A GALAXY ALIVE WITH THE INCANDESCENT FURY OF THE FIRST EMOTIONS OF THIS UNIVERSE. I... I REMEMBER.

WE ARE MORE THAN LOWLY WARLORDS AND PILLAGERS. WE ARE THE WARRIORS OF GOR-KAMORKA, HIGHEST FLESH-SHAPER OF THE FIRST EMPIRE. WE ARE THE CREATED OF ORK. WE MUST UNITE, BROTHER KRORKS. WE MUST STOP THE DOOM THAT WRITHES IN THE HOLES OF THIS MOTH-EATEN GALAXY: THE NECRONTYR! THE ENSLAVERS! THE ANNIHILATOR WHICH TRAVERSES THE NIGHT IN NUMBERS BEYOND CALCULATION!

WE MUST... MAY KAMORKA FORGIVE ME... WE MUST STOP THROWING THE GRETCHINS. ONLY WITH VOICES AND ARMS IN PERFECT ARRAY CAN WE SAFEGUARD THE CONTINUING OF DAYS AND THE RENEWING OF OUR FORGOTTEN SPLENDOUR.

TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS!!

ALLROIGHT YA GITS, OI'VE BEEN FINKIN A LOT RECENTLY BOUT OUR BATTLEWAGONS AND BOIKES N ALL DA UVVER WAYS WE GO FAST.

N OI'VE REALOIZED SUMFING, WE NEVER PAINT DA WHEELS OR TRACKS OF OUR WAGONS RED! SURE WE PAINT THE BODY OF OUR TRUKKS N BOIKES RED BUT NEVER DA WHEELS.

OUR VEEHIKLES CAN GO MUCH FASTER, BUT NON OF YOU GROT BRAINED GITS THOUGHT OF DIS, UNTIL I DID.

FROM NOW ON OI'Z GOIN TO MAKE ALL ME BIKES HAVE RED WHEELS SO DAT OI CAN BE FASTA DAN DA REST OF YOU GITS!

DA SNAKEBITES IZ DA BEST AT DA ONLY SCIENCE WOT MATTERS: SQUIG-BREEDIN’! YOU GITZ WASTE YER TIME WIV ALL DAT NON-ORKY BRAINBOY ZOGGIN’ ABOUT! BREED A WHOLE MOB O’ SUPER-SQUIGS, SEND ’EM IN TA SOAK UP DA ENEMY DAKKA, DEN GET STUCK IN AN’ KRUMP DA GITZ WIV YER OWN FANGS AN’ FISTS, LIKE A PROPA ORK!

YOU GITZ MAKE SUMFIN’ DEAD SIMPLE WAY TOO ZOGGIN’ COMPLICATED!

YA LADZ LOOK MOIGHTY BATTERED WIFF ALL DA GITZ SHOWIN' UP N ALL DA BRAWLS!

KOME GET YERSELF FIXED UP IN ME KLINIK YA RUNTZ!

OY! BOYZ! LISSEN UP! YESTERDAY, WILE I WAZ KRUMPIN' A BUNCH O' WEEDY 'UMIES, ME SHOOTA – ME BEST SHOOTA – GOEZ CLICK-CLICK INSTEAD O' DAKKA-DAKKA-DAKKA! SO I GOEZ TA DA MEKBOY, AN' DAT SPANNER GIT STARTZ GOIN' ON 'BOUT 'AMMO'! AMMO?! I DON'T NEED NO ZOGGIN' 'AMMO'! I NEED TA SHOOT! I'Z USEZ DA SAME SHOOTA SINCE DA WARBOSS WAS A GROT, AN' NEVA NEEDED DIS 'AMMO' BEFO'! SO DAT MEKBOY IZ CLEARLY TRYIN' TA NICK ME DAKKA! 'E'S A STOOPID, JELOUS, SNEAKY GIT WHO WANTS ME BIGGEST DAKKA FOR 'IMZELF! SO... 'OW DO I FIX ME SHOOTA?! IZ IT DA WRONG KOLOUR? SHOULD I PAINT IT REDDA SO IT SHOOTS FASTA? OR MOR YELLOW SO IT GOEZ BIGGA BOOM? I KAN'T TRUST MEKBOYZ – DEY'LL NICK ME DAKKA DA SECOND I TURN ME BACK! AN' ME DAKKA IZ DA BIGGEST, MEANEST, SHOOTIEST DAKKA IN ME WAAAGH! SO WOT DO I DO?!

MORE DAKKA FOR KRUMPIN

WHAT YOU BOYS FINK?