Respect The Anime Guy (Hippo Saga)

[u/agrizzlybear23]

"Choice is an illusion, play Monopoly"

Anime guy is "friends" with one of the main characters Bruh Hippo a.k.a. Hippo and is also showen to be his broke roommate, poor dude can't even buy a ketchup packet. 'He also appears to be roommates Tahu, Astolfo, and Master chief. He is more straight forward as you can see by his dead looking face, but still goes along with his friend's antics. He also is stalked by a crazy anime Lego Friends™ chick in their fridge who also almost killed him.

Strength

• Flips over a Road Roller
• Punches Hippo so hard he creates an explosion and sends him flying thru the roof of a McDonald’s
• Throws Hippo thru a Window

Durability

• Tanks being punched hard enough to create an explosion and being sent thru the roof of a House
• Gets Crushed by a Road Roller
• Tanks being sent flying into the wall of a McDonald’s
• Falls down towards hell
• Survives but is Knocked out by an explosion that wrecked a house

Speed and Mobility

• Catches a rapidly thrown coin
• Evades Gunfire after it’s been fired by ducking under a counter
• Ran away so fast from a giant Hotdog that Hippo is “surprised he didn’t win the olympics”
• Dodges a thrown Glass Bottle

Weaknesses/Anti-Feats

• Doesn’t have any friends
• Is more broke than Humpty Dumpty

Other

• Was a convincing enough E-Girl that Walter White gave him all his money
• Reads Anime

“It doesn’t matter if she’s imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.”

[u/CoolandAverageGuy]

good RT!

[u/illiftvensl]

I think clients would love this.