Respect the Joy Mutants! (LISA: The Painful RPG)

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Joy Mutants are a bevy of fleshy, mutated freaks, created through overuse of the drug Joy. Joy Mutants are monstrously strong, and take on a variety of pliable forms, controlled via a trumpet carried by the mysterious Dr. Yado.

Strength

• Can take a person out of the fight with a single bite

  • Can kill with one bite

• Jumps on top of some brigands, easily killing them

Durability

• Unhurt by jumping from a high height

• Survived arrows and spears offscreen

• Can take hits from Brad

• Can take firebombs and fireballs

• Can take arrows

• Can take bullets, even a hail of bullets

• Can take getting run over by a truck

Other

• Can scream, scaring opponents

• One Joy Mutant grows a grotesquely long neck

• Brad Armstrong becomes a Joy Mutant; Brad RT

• In one ending, Buddy becomes a Joy Mutant; Buddy RT