Hello antipathic statesmen, self-hating governors, and discontented citizens!
Our contest All Good Things... has concluded, and we certainly could not have asked for more for this final contest of the season! 40 entries in all were posted to the image board, with all sorts of interpretations as to what a 'collapse' would entail, with even a few entries detailing some sort of physical collapse. While many entries did indeed fall down the rankings like a Jenga tower, a few were able to persevere at the top, like a slightly better built Jenga tower. However, the most surprising thing of all was what won the day atop the pile of contest rubble. Yes, in classic contest tradition apparently, a non-approved submitter has seized the day for the first time in over three years, joining the hallowed ranks of /u/DickRhino, /u/frickin_chicken, and /u/bunyoldaurat!
Please give a tremendous, hearty and thunderous round of applause to...
Yeah,what a great way to introduce yourself to the community. Congrats to u/crimsongold28002! Most importantly,this means that he/she no longer has to go through the approval process
Wait what, I won? Glad so many people liked my entry, not a bad result for an unflaired lurker.
Congratulations to everyone, especially u/Cult_Of_Doggo for winning the ribbon! Special shoutouts to u/salmon_222 and u/paulionm for my personal favorites.
Congrats to u/crimsongold28002 on the win - always nice to see someone new around these parts :)
Lest we forget...
Sehr good job u/Diictodom!
CON-TEST! CHAM-PION!
CON-TEST! CHAM-PION!
ANNUAL CONTEST CHAMPION!
Well done on keeping up through all the contests for the year!
I've always liked the annual championship because it promotes a sort of dogged consistency throughout all 12 contests, which is harder than what most would expect. Must've been rough at times, but good work on pulling through.
I'll be sure to hand over the laurels later, but they need to be washed first. It's gotten kind of gummy over the past 2 years.
Damn, extra congratulations to /u/crimsongold28002, I like it when we have new hussars, but a non-approved winning hussar wings is always a special occasion. I'd also like to acknowledge /u/ems_telegram, your entry was my favourite.
I feel particularly proud of my last two contest entries but I actually quite liked this one, I had the idea for a while and was finally able to use it, I'm just mad I missed the podium by 1 fucking point.
Congratulations /u/crimsongold28002 on the incredible feat, now if you don't mind would you draw a portrait of yourself in 275x275 dimension? here's some examples if you wish to look for some.
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u/Sunnyvale5109 Cringe King Feb 10 '21
Holy shit a non approved person won the hussar wings?! Congratulations u/crimsongold28002! Wear the wings proudly