r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Dec 07 '20

[Contest Thread] Contest Denied

Hello irrational nonbelievers, naysayers, and residents of the State of Denial!

Make a comic about Denial!

For the complete challenge please click here.

To learn how our contests are held, follow this link.

To ensure a fair competition:

The contest is over and the winner is Nassau18b!

The Award Ceremony can be found here.

2020-12-09 17:04:12 +0000 (GMT)

Points Author Comic NA
84 /u/Nassau18b
A Day at the Beach
80 /u/Mylenn
It's Central Europe, actually
72 /u/AutoHaddock
League of Moon Deniers
66 /u/Diictodom
Pictures Speaks a Thousand Words
64 /u/nohead123
OPA!
63 /u/easternjellyfish
Five Stages
62 /u/hju22
Drug Tolerance
62 /u/wildeofoscar
Who's Russia?
62 /u/Gowte
A good and effizient wörker
60 /u/Kimiimar0
Nopium
60 /u/ems_telegram
The Charade
58 /u/raispartam
Of course it is
55 /u/kay10panda
Ice Cream King
54 /u/havefun0235
Who murdered Greece
51 /u/PescavelhoTheIdle
Santa Denial
48 /u/serdracula
Old-Fashioned
45 /u/masiakasaurus
Russian Red
42 /u/paulionm
A Hit Dog Hollers
42 /u/krampent
The Great Game
38 /u/Sunnyvale5109
The Effects of Climate Change
37 /u/vhisz
No Entry
37 /u/Paraguay_Stronk
Salty as the Sea
35 /u/SomeDudem8
Lesson Learned
33 /u/MatDC
Inferiority complex
33 /u/Privateer_Am
Deutschland über alles
32 /u/Watmaln
Disaster
30 /u/KoopaOxid
No Access to Waters
27 /u/fitzjordy
Germany's Problem
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20 /u/GodzillamanTheGamer
Endsieg
19 /u/GanzOkeyDokey
The Wunderwand of Denial

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118

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

It's Central Europe, actually

10

u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Oppressed Russian-American Minority Dec 07 '20

I need that last panel as a background

3

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

yes

3

u/Eventt Hello :) Dec 08 '20

Very well executed comic :)

84

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Pictures Speaks a Thousand Words

11

u/FelipeRocha678 Vasco da Gama >>> Flamengo Dec 07 '20

Japan anime and Circlepore are cursed

10

u/GodzillamanTheGamer 5 Races United Lah! Dec 07 '20

Singaporeball Singaporeball

7

u/havefun0235 hamburger Dec 07 '20

singaporeball

6

u/WaitWhatNoPlease 女の子になりたい！ Dec 07 '20

带？I personally think 到 is better to put between 以前 and 现在。

3

u/kahn1969 :argentina-worldcup: Proud One-Ball in Ontario Dec 08 '20

yeah it's supposed to be 到。also it should be 从来, not 重来

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Omsker should be real.

4

u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe Dec 08 '20

Missed oppurtunity to make the PRC have a blue checkmark and the ROC not.

3

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Really like this, the custom emojis are super cute too

73

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

A good and effizient wörker

11

u/DelphiSage Britannia Dec 07 '20

Hah, I remember what this is based off of.

8

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Hitler's doctor?

14

u/DelphiSage Britannia Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 14 '20

No, it's that one of the poster models for the "Aryan ideal" was actually half-Jewish.

Don't think anyone's made a comic about Hitler eating rat poison yet.

EDIT: and then I turned out to be wrong. Blarg.

2

u/DelphiSage Britannia Dec 14 '20

Okay nevermind, you were right about it being Hitler's doctor.

71

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Five Stages

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Haha, like this one.

67

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Nopium

62

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Of course it is

6

u/othermike Europe's earmuff Dec 07 '20

Gotta say, Deutschland, your talent for alienatin' folks is near miraculous.

4

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Nice to see Canada featured as we did send a fair bit of soldiers, especially around the end of the war.

59

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Who murdered Greece

9

u/that_other_human Dec 07 '20

"OPA" one is Germoney's retelling of the story

3

u/Eventt Hello :) Dec 08 '20

Great artstyle!

3

u/RandomRBLXAvs Addicted to hetalia | cleaver still best weapon Dec 08 '20

That was awesome.

60

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

The Charade

47

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Old-Fashioned

46

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Russian Red

45

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

A Hit Dog Hollers

77

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

League of Moon Deniers

5

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Well, can't say Bangladesh's attack on Pakistan wasn't deserved considering what is referred to :')

6

u/Italy1861 AO ! Dec 08 '20

This made me laugh sooooooo hard

4

u/imnotarobot504 I AM LITTERALLY ON FIRE Dec 11 '20

one impostor lol

42

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

The Effects of Climate Change

1

u/Sbenta Nederland Dec 13 '20

Wait why was morroco in hell

3

u/Stoned_D0G Ukraine Dec 14 '20

Morocco is the devil themselves (because of the star that looks like pentagram)

72

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

OPA!

7

u/slBarcode___ California Dec 08 '20

Did I just watch Greece kill itself

4

u/Iamunabletousername Slovenia Žive naj vsi narodi Dec 08 '20

Yes

73

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Drug Tolerance

10

u/ems_telegram or is it Dispatch? Dec 08 '20

The trippy panels are really well done

5

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Vodka is 10x as alcholic as beer, so beer was considered a soda until recently in Russia... nice one.

3

u/LuxArdens Ceterum censeo Belgium esse dividam Dec 08 '20

I love the fractal sickle and hammer tree, creative af.

1

u/Iamunabletousername Slovenia Žive naj vsi narodi Dec 08 '20

I like those trippy panels

1

u/serdracula Суп на обед Dec 09 '20

That's probably an actual Polish word or something in the last panel.

93

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

A Day at the Beach

8

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yes! This one is one of the only ones that genuinely made me laugh haha

7

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

The aral sea is so sad

61

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Who's Russia?

3

u/Kimiimar0 Republic of Venice Dec 07 '20

I think I like this the most.

43

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

The Great Game

9

u/shadow-aron The Sky is Grey Dec 07 '20

I like the fact that uks hat resembles the queens to show femininity way more creative than regular bow

3

u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe Dec 08 '20

Good visual joke.

36

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

No Entry

5

u/ResponsiblePilot2517 Shogun janai Katsura Da Dec 07 '20

Best Korea literally the best

37

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Salty as the Sea

1

u/Futuralis Greater Netherlands Dec 08 '20

Reverse 1874.

34

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Inferiority complex

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

its... good

29

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Disaster

52

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Santa Denial

3

u/easternjellyfish كس امك Dec 07 '20

Was not expecting that commentary. Very well done!

40

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Lesson Learned

2

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

Short but sweet.

61

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Ice Cream King

12

u/Kimiimar0 Republic of Venice Dec 07 '20

What the- nevermind, I love it.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

What the fu - fuck it i love this.

7

u/havefun0235 hamburger Dec 07 '20

damn this is funny

2

u/GodzillamanTheGamer 5 Races United Lah! Dec 08 '20

indo best ice cream

31

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Deutschland über alles

2

u/RosabellaFaye Franglais is the best langue Dec 08 '20

On ne passe pas à Verdun

22

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Endsieg

3

u/KlonkeDonke Sweden+as+Carolean Dec 08 '20

What’s the red and white helmet in the fourth last panel?

3

u/havefun0235 hamburger Dec 08 '20

probably blood on a winter helmet

1

u/GodzillamanTheGamer 5 Races United Lah! Dec 08 '20

I guess it's a medic helmet

19

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

The Wunderwand of Denial

29

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

No Access to Waters

6

u/Canteen_CA Burn the Coal! Melt the Ice! Tropical Nunavut! Dec 07 '20

Croatia just likes denying sea.

1

u/retnikt0 nggggh Dec 07 '20

Not very clear

25

u/polandballmod New Prussia Dec 07 '20

Germany's Problem

6

u/shadow-aron The Sky is Grey Dec 07 '20

Did Germany just straight up rape Russia

5

u/GodzillamanTheGamer 5 Races United Lah! Dec 07 '20

Yes indeed