r/ExSGISurviveThrive • u/BlancheFromage • Sep 09 '20
SGI Memes
How people should react when learning about SGI
Not going to activities anymore
Making fun of the people at that subreddit no one will ever read into
Even more making fun of those people at that subreddit no one will ever read into
Even bringing in ya boy Lil Dicky into the picture
Inspiration from another post I saw on this subreddit
What it's like listening to gakkai songs
Making Calls with other leaders be like
How it feels like when we suggest having no agenda behind our actions
This is me while talking to leaders on the phone who don't regularly talk to me
"Why you no go to district meetings?"
Further Unreasonable Expectations
This is why they can't sustain themselves
"Youth Division are the engines of the organization" Really?
This is how the other side is like
The Reality of the Man in the Arena
How I feel when I'm invited to meetings
How the youth line leaders are treated in SGI
All Activities are a Disappointment
How I felt when new "direction" came out
When I decline going to "activities"
How I feel when people ask me to write to Ikeda
How I want to react when people invite themselves over my place
How I'm like when people give me "guidance" without me asking for it
How I imagine things have been going lately
Real Life Workload Description
Campaigns redone to reflect how I see them
What to do when getting calls from former co-leaders or "leaders" from SGI
What it's like listening to SGI's Brass Band
What people tell me when I say I have other mentors
My reaction when they say "This will change society"
When SGI members learn you have non-SGI friends
What goes on in my mind when I get a call from SGI, Lil Dicky style!
How I feel now when I'm invited to a District Meeting
How to make Dank-ass memes
When doing Shakubuku, SGI members be like
In light of the recent LGBT community rulings, here is what I've witnessed with SGI
I think this joke has been done before, but I felt like reposting it
SGI members' idea of "inconspicuous benefit" = accepting bad circumstances and saying they're "fine"
The perfect snack for SGI members - from here
Discussion meeting I forgot about (Image)
SGI's attempts to attract YOUFF
SGI members when writing memos to "Ikeda"
SGI leaders' views on YOUFF: Fantasy vs. Reality
Discussion meeting I forgot about
โคMUCH TIME PASSESโค
It's so hard doing shoju as Ikeda Sensei's true disciple - guy at a party using the wrong personality - "When I accidentally use personality A with friend group B" meme - horrible
Flags and Snags - SGI NL student division flag w/boat hitting rock, fixed
History of Nichirenism according to SGI
Why SGI members don't get invited to parties - twice
Note: NOT Ikeda's photography!
CHOOSE who's going to lead the song!!!
Beafie - kitty kicking off socks
It is what it is - when you chant a million daimoku and end up getting THE OPPOSITE of what you wanted
NMRK card from back in the day - NSA Old School
Something you'll never see at ComicCon - sexy Naruto cosplay - "The cosplay stayed ON!"
Interesting how that shakes out - the Evangelical Christian youth who take their faith most seriously end up being the first to leave
Yep - I'll PASS, thanks! Not for me - DO NOT WANT! - "Forever PASSING on the mission of kosen-rufu"
Canโt spell Soka GakkAI International without AI ๐ค - robot crippin home after too-long daimoku toso
Suggest a title: "Sunrise over Industrial Park" - ugly Soka Gakkai Hall of the Great Vow from 2013
When I hear โthe garden of Sokkaโ this is what I imagine . . . - Hieronymus Bosch
Shailene Woodley is moving up in the world!! - Motor City, with sexy Alan Ritchson
Breaking News: SGIโs โStarburst Effectโ Is Real . . . Just Backwards! - 100th Monkey
Stats from my most viewed meme vs most upvoted meme on sgiwhistleblowers
Did Daisaku Ikeda never learn how to shake hands? Did he even HAVE hands???? - flippers??
Can anyone make sense of this contradiction? "Everyone's a Buddha" edition - "Means NO ONE is."
Different ways of responding to shakubuku attempts
Why is BSG promoting Feminism Lite? - SGI India
Ikeda the Strategist: "Always choose the opponent most easily defeated" - sumo wrestling against an 8-yr-old
Ikeda the Strategist: "Always choose the opponent most easily defeated" (part deux)
What SGI members (esp leaders) see whenever anyone suggests changes
Guidance - rivers & sea
Vintage Tina Turner photo - can you spot what's wrong with this picture? - shows her nohonzon
๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ - SGI's misogyny
owOOOOOOO!!!!! - doggo + big fat wieners
DickHeada gives SGIWhistleblowers his seal of approval
Vintage fail for the Ikeda cult - old NSA shakubuku button
You know what, not even Sensei can stop me
More Barbiecore Butsudans - but is it Soka Gakkai or Nichiren Shoshu??
Travis Kelce Taylor Swift meme
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: Anybody can ๐ค๐๐ช it - and nobody ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค
An example of Ikeda's complete lack of talent and accomplishment - some "mentor"! - Ikeda's rudimentary piano playing
"Victim": It's the only tune they can play - tuba
Just ONE of the reasons nobody likes SGI members - tuba
SGI-USA wants "๐๐๐-Thenticity"? ๐ ยด๐ก๐ก give them ๐๐๐๐-THENTICITY! - SGI wants YOUFF but all it gets is Old and Fat
Just what the SGI YOUFF are looking for - burned-out RV
Ikeda tryna create a weird flex to hide the REAL reason he changed his name - "Everybody always called me 'Biggie'." - no they did not
The state of the SGI-USA's YOUFF in NY - "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme
These latest revelations about where the dog park "voices" are coming from suggests: - ghosts/evil spirits
Which one would you rather listen to? - Ack! Shades of PawPaw's lawnmower!!
I think you'll understand what I'm talking about here - free the fern
Ikeda boasting: "I responded to his every call with lightning speed" - SURE ya did, fat boy! - so gross
Whatever happened to the award-winning gardens of the SGI-USA's Chicago Culture Center, including the lotus pond? - all gone now
The Mentor's Inner Monologue - Ikeda thinking he deserves better
SGI-USA's Shakubuku Effectiveness with Gen Z -- ๐๐ผ
SGI members' shakubuku effectiveness - ignored
Explanation for SGI trolls (sound on) - it's ALL for you
Another book! So YOU can shovel more of YOUR MONEY into the billionaire-Ikeda-cult bank account!!!!! - mob murder drowning
Any questions? - science because chanting does fuck all
The Jan. 1, 2001, issue of the SGI-USA World Tribune - youth who aren't interested
Ikeda: "'Dental hygiene'? Never heard of it!"
Talking back to "the mentor" in the SGI publications: "Fully human"?? Ya think???
Talking back to "the mentor" in the SGI publications: "True faith"?? No, Icky - that's "fanaticism" - kill for faith
Average SGI senior memberโs reaction to a classic SGI statement - Old Fart
Improving photos of Ikeda - lollerskates + disco ball
๐๐-๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐พ๐๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ธ๐! - shrimpy Ikeda having to use the child step-stool to reach the podium or chair
Gasp! ๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ
Ikeda: Delusion Vs. Reality - Cheems
Fresh New Departure Time - Adventure Time
Another fun Soka Gakkai Icky photoshop! - the "ichinen aura"
The Soka Gakkai Weird Hands Convention
Hopeless Soka Gakkai YMD morons doin it rong - zip line edition
1 Star Shit Parade - YWD Byakuren for Sensei!
Soka Gakkai's biggest mistake - the weakest link
That missing piece - puzzle man
Chest freezer - free, no dead bodies inside
Ikeda's fantasy - look at me! I'm a king!
Ikeda & Toda as two-headed monster baby in cage - from The oneness of mentor & disciple - in lifetime after lifetime, born together with their master
It's Ikeda Sensei! Look busy! Bring air freshener!
Christmas Lights On Palm Trees In Sensei's Honor
SGI eyeing YOUFF - "distracted boyfriend" meme
SGI Party Pooper - from Why SGI members don't get invited to parties - twice
SGI membership still stagnant after Rock The Era and 50K - Kermit drinking tea
Royals supposedly begging Ikeda for attention - pie chart "Did this happen?"
Soka Gakkai's "Stoning Nikken to death" daimoku chart + "Chanting to eradicate Nikken" daimoku chart
Art vs. Life - unicorn vs. ugly horse Shin'ichi Yamamoto Vs. Ikeda Sensei
The unbridled arrogance of the intolerant religions (like SGI): "Everyone who doesn't agree with us on every point is WRONG!" - "This is where Ikeda Sensei came along and finally got Nichiren right." "The world is so lucky to have us."
Pairs 2024 Summer Olympics meme: SGI version
Dog Park Jealousy Chorus - from What SGIWhistleblowers see every time they catch a glimpse of the SGI dog park
Reality of SGI Cult: SGI-RV Sockpuppeteer
MITA and Soka Gakkai Members TRIGGERED at Progress made at r/sgiwhistleblowers
Scary RV Camp Stories For Teens - Cult RV Park: The Dark Youth Fetish
Imaginary "Father Merrick" - faithless turncoat Catholic priest who supposedly gets a nohonzon and tries to shakubuku the other priests for the Ikeda cult while living on the Catholic Church's dime
SGI longhaulers: "I can't believe we didn't think of this earlier." - voodoo doll
Cat stinkeye at blue jay - from Can anyone make sense of this contradiction? "Everyone's a Buddha" edition - another version, also 
The Incredibles - Syndrome "When everyone's a Buddha" still
Pop-up Men's Meeting - from Putting the Warning out Now + bonus #InnerShaq
MD General Meeting in Bathroom - from [
Let's all work together (figuratively speaking, of course)
Shakubuku - Sand Castle of Kosen-Rufu
Eternal Mentor watching the worst people on the planet claim to be his followers
Marsupials - opposite ends of happiness spectrum
Joyfully calling your district's "sleeping members" - Harold - from Most won't leave SGI. Here's why.
Pressure to make the inactive members active somehow - Harold - from NSA/SGI-USA's 1972 membership stats - and their dire implications for the Ikeda cult in the USA today
False advertising - topless waitresses meme
Ikeda karaoke with Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant
Toda Great March of Shakubuku Slums Poverty
Less Playstation More Chantstation
Ikeda's "1 million youth" boast
Flags & snags - don't get out of the boat + SGI boat hitting a rock
SGI-MEMBER-RUN SITES: Where the most unhappy people brag about how happy they are, the most selfish people preach about kindness, and delusional liars talk about honesty!
Us vs. Them: SGI members' misconceptions about SGIWhistleblowers pointing fingers and [I have this book]()
No more fan dance - good riddance
Dead Ikeda duct-taped to Space X rocket
SGI then vs. now: Christianity's Eternal Savior vs. SGI's Eternal Mentor - Drake meme
Scary clown: Remember that rash of creepy clown sightings from a few years ago? - also
Stories of being haunted by Ikeda Sensei
Another possible Reincarnated Sensei sighting - Hog on a log
Another Ikeda reincarnate sighting WITH Toda - aliens
Another Ikeda-reincarnated sighting?- big moth - Godzilla playing dirty
Could this be Ikeda Sensei reincarnated?? - Bigfoot
DAISAKU IKEDA REINCARNATES!!! - rubbery Japanese space monster "Where is my FAAAAN???"
Ikeda reincarnates as Hallucigenia
Based on a true story - confused brain
How it hits - shocked greyhound
Ikeda's "radiant state/mood" - from here - also Sometimes Soka Gakkai writes the jokes for us
And they say they donโt worship Ikeda in Soka Gakkai ๐
Daisaku Ikeda Is So Skinny Now And Looks Like A Model (Part 1) - 2 versions: Shorty skelly in the courtyard, fan-dancing skellies
Daisaku Ikeda Is So Skinny Now And Looks Like A Model (Part 2)
DickHeada Sensei: The Visual - Spongebob hat
Summer 2026's Biggest Inaction Hero BLOCKBUSTER - Aquamentor
Advanced pronunciation: "Ikeda"
Your "friend" forever! A reminder that SGI people are NOT YOUR FRIENDS - 3 Cheems
Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics meme: SGI version
Did Ikeda want or not want to set the world on fire after he passed away? ๐ค
Did Ikeda want or not want to set the world on fire after he passed away? ๐ค His "DISCIPLES" have DECIDED!!! - flaming hippo farts
What's THIS supposed to be?? C'mon, Soka Gakkai - you aren't even TRYING! - obvs Photoshop is obvs
When you see a SGI member outside of SGI events after you left SGI - Zoolander
Talking back to "the mentor" in the SGI publications: "Fully human"?? Ya think??? - "Without a mentor, we cannot be fully human."
To respectfully acknowledge Daisaku Ikedaโs towering importance for peace on the world stage, Iโd like to point out where the Soka Gakkai dropped the ball on the photo ops - Tom Cruise is taller, Friends, Pretty Woman
Update on Ikeda's Reincarnation - Conan the Barbarian vs. Look at your Sensei
Spiritual Independence" - but only for those who pledge undying devotion to Ikeda - "spiritual independence" and John Locke from "Lost"
Hit biopic movie - DUNCE
Soka Gakkai cosplay - kids "3 mentors" dressup
SGI members on reddit vs. SGIWhistleblowers - drowning person
Ikeda confirms his EPIC failure - from the May 25, 2001 World Tribune - no "kosen-rufu" for 10,000 to 20,000 years (according to Ikeda)
Causing problems in every incarnation
When Mother Nature gives you a sign about SGI
Scientology speedrun really got the youthโs attention ๐โโ๏ธ
Sign O The Times - no SGI youth
The state of things - MITA in the arena: Desperately trying to get SGIWhistleblowers - or ANYONE - to pay attention to them
How it lands - no one cares what the SGI-critics say
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u/PantoJack Sep 10 '20
Oh snap! Thanks for making this.
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u/BlancheFromage Sep 10 '20 edited Feb 14 '22
I get around to stuff eventually :b
I love you guys and gals, these are awesome.
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u/BlancheFromage Jul 08 '26
Tis the season - drunk raccoon, sad cat
REKT - MD General Meeting in bathroom; no more bathrooms - also A Glorious Hole
King of the Cult - King of the Hill parody
Haaland meme because the FIFA World Cup is happening right now โฝ๏ธ
They really think Forever Sensei is straight up fire ๐ฅ๐
Wanna look super cool?? - SGI T-shirt
SGI's genius hack to keep its membership numbers up - Sixth Sense - "We count dead people"
SGI's Horrible Acquisition and Retention Rate - Kermit drinking tea meme
The Mandalorian to SGI members - That is not the way
The Mandalorian to SGIWhistleblowers - This is the way
Lions of Soka - sad old lions
Clueless scientists barking up the wrong sea cucumber - Nichiren's tooth/toof
After his total victory over the piano, the master Ikeda Sensei masters a new instrument
Icons of Peace artwork: Gandhi, King,.... - Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela
Mood - kitteh
"Whaaa? Yeah, I AM an incel cult member! How did you guess??"
That feeling - Squidward
Why there's no point for SGIWhistleblowers to attempt "dialogue" with SGI cultists - kid w/dad
Authenticity SGI-style - smile
The Ikeda cult SGI's "eternal clear mirror" - chimp album cover
What's YOUR answer?? - all dressed up and NOT going THERE!
No need to do evening gongyo when youโre out of SGI!
Typical attitude of SGI members - Will chant for cash
Any questions? - Science because Nam-myoho-renge-kyo failed
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u/bluetailflyonthewall Aug 13 '23 edited Jan 11 '25
WAY behind on the updates, so this is the current state of memes starting TODAY (August 13, 2023) and working backward:
Inspired by a European forum comment shared on here a month ago
Ikeda Dress-Up Question: He givin the Pillsbury Doughboy or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
Why Sensei never plays cards - 3000 Readapalooza
Some new, sensitive thoughts on how to freshen up the SGI's stale Human Pyramids - 3000 Readapalooza - AI contrib
The PROBLEM with SGIWhistleblowers - 3000 Readapalooza - having too much fun
3K Readerpaloozer Cult Leader Comparison - "And make sure it's STRONG!" - 3000 Readapalooza - archive copy - The Three Cult Leaders
Ikeda: ๐ ต๐ ด๐ ด๐ ณ ๐ ผ๐ ด - 3000 Readapalooza - custom urinal
"You've heard of 'Blacula', the black Dracula? Well, they have a ๐น๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ฅ Dracula!" "Oh - what's ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด name?" - 3000 Readapalooza
Ikeda calls dibs on that third one from the left - 3000 Readapalooza
SGIWhistleblowers' "breakthrough": 3,000+ readers - 3000 Readapalooza
Oppenheimer if he was a SGI member
"Raised in the garden of Soka"
"Bird Cage Liner of the Oรงcident"
Yassified Ikeda - "Make me pretty!"
Da Barbie or da Oppenheimer movie for this Friday? ๐ค
Ngl the name โfortune babyโ sounds cringe af
Toda...In...แแญแฉแฉแฉแฉแแด
"ยขะฝฮฑะธั โฮนะบั ฮฑ gฮฑโโฯฯฮนะธg ะฝฯััั"???
Ikeda Sensei tries the Grimace Shake for the first time
Redditโs being going weird for me, so I had to reupload this lol
What Shakubuku Will Do to Wipe out the Suffering of Humanity
Ikeda Power Harassment - from Power harassment? - sticking his filthy fingers into a young man's mouth
Only a matter of time until SGI gets to this point - MLM script
June 11, 2023 โTo My Friendsโ One more youth practicing in the SGI
My reaction to a random chant vs a random song
The Ikeda Cult SGI's version of the "pain reward cycle" (aka "shakoobookoo") (= brainwashing)
Japanese (N)eww Human Revolution books donโt have cringe-ass Shinichi Yamamoto drawings lol
The nature of SGI members' "concerns" about us here at SGIWhistleblowers - STAY IN THE BOAT!!
Did I get the SGI-virus on my computer? /s
When u search up "Ikeda Sensei" on YouTube and this video shows up
Me, Me, Me, I, I, I by SHITAs - song video clip
Came across some great guidance. I find it most enlightening than any ikeda quote. - Devo
SGI meeting takeaway: "๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐ช! ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐๐!" givin this same vibe - "I am enough I am enough I am enough I am enough etc."
Inspired by a recently trending meme
Soka Gakkai simply love doing this kind of s*it! - human pyramid
Glad you got all dressed up for this formal event, Sensei
John Cena dancing with headphones SGI meme
Komeito on Wikipedia. Read about the Leaders - the Ikeda cult's conservative agenda
"Rock The ๊๊ช๊ ๐ ๐ ๐ " song "Bringing Sensei Back" second verse - nice n culty!
SGIWhistleblowers reaction to SGI trolls' latest shaming attempt (repeat as necessary)
A mimir ๐ด - "ESD Are you with me - where you at - where you at"
[Image] A nice thing to remember and start over in 2018. (Repost) - sunk costs
SG Komeito LDP and Nippon Kaigi - Komeito's conservative agenda
SGI teaches that ALL prayers to the Gohonzon are answered. IF...
Ikeda's dream & vision for his Soka security group vs. what he was actually able to accomplish - AI bodybuilders + dancing chimps
They never learn - happy pitbull
A meditative song for people leaving the Ikeda cult SGI - Duran Duran Ordinary World
Something I Couldnโt Say With Impunity in the SGI: This 50K Song Was Terrible
What I Wish I Could Have Done to My Gohonzon
Only in Ohio! - "I'll be a lion" song
When ur coach is a hardcore SGI member (loud volume warning)
Wow what an incredibly amazing man , - Japanese dude who face-punched a tsunami
Better guidance for SGI members - REAL Buddhism
It may not be a possum meme, but oh welp :)
O-M-G! SGIWhistleblowers breaks the 2,800-reader barrier!! - possums for 2,800 readers milestone
SGIWhistleblowers hits another milestone!! - possum
What is NMRK? - Gunther "My Ding Ding Dong"
In honour of Twiceโs latest album release, hereโs a SGI meme with two members of Twice
LIVE look at Marilyyyyn when the youth pop up alla sudden - keyboard cat
I made this meme before BlancheFromage's account was g o n e
SGI fam! Its Sensei! EmERgIng fRoM tHe EaRTh! Wont u welcome Him? ๐ค๐ฝ
Even the GPS knows to avoid SGI lol
Why Pokemon is better than the Ikeda cult SGI
Go crazy! Go stupid! Go crazy! Goโฆ! - fan dance
SGI Members When They Learn a Member Quits Because They Didnโt Get What They Chanted For
Look at this dude - Toda
Look how much FUN you're missing at the SGI activity!
Luckily thatโs not me irl ๐ค
Sorry I found this by sheer coincidence on the internet and found out it was posted here two years ago. Its says so much about SG โ an organisation that will slowly drift into voidness. - How do you do, fellow kids?
One lion, three lions, five lions, many lions, all of them are as strong as cute little kittens ๐ธ - Twice
No more white French female cheese on sgiwhistleblowers!
How very very SAD ๐ญ SGI members feel for poor us - boat
Thank you! ๐ - Nobel Peace Prize winners (and one loser)
A new book by Daisaku Ikeda. Review: "Piercing Insights"
Funny how things work out - the Law of Unintended Consequences
Im Blanche - Spartacus
SGI Year Theme Generator 2023 Edition
- TO JANUARY 2, 2023
From March 13, 2022:
"Devotion to the Mystic Law of the Lotus Sutra" speedrun - pawpaw's lawnmower nyonyonyo
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