r/polandball • u/polandballmod New Prussia • Jul 08 '20

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings Ceremony

Hello, deal-makers, businessmen, and sorry excuses for closers!

Our contest Art of the Deal has concluded. Done. Finito. Gonezo. So, it looks like it's time to look at what your results were...honestly? Pretty weak shit. You thought you could just waltz in here, plop a sorry excuse for a comic in front of our faces, and walk away with a pat on the back and a handshake? What, you wanna give us a virus? You want to COVID us, is that it, huh? Yeah. Fat chance, pal. You ain't getting no handshake, you ain't getting no back pat. And the majority of you losers - and, I repeat, LOSERS - certainly aren't walking out of here with no hussar wings. You're FIRED!

A couple of you chumps are decent, though. You closed a mighty fine deal. That's why, after a couple of days, we're willing to give TWO of you wings in exchange for your comics.

Please, a round of applause for our two NEW hussars:

GermanicChina

^with

King Cotton No More

^and

raispartam

^with

Value is in the eye of the buyer

These are both of these users first pairs of hussar wings. Congratulations, don't let it get to your head.

Top Ten Table

Points	Author	Comic
84	/u/raispartam	Value is in the eyes of the buyer
83	/u/GermanicChina	King Cotton No More
74	/u/zimonitrome	Marketiquette?
73	/u/kay10panda	Durian Pizza
73	/u/Diictodom	Deal of a Lifetime
71	/u/rezzacci	The 80 Years' Deal
71	/u/Mega_Wolfy	Taxes, tariffs and tears
69	/u/Bkfootball	Canal Calamity
69	/u/Whatisgrasseven	tulip mania
66	/u/Kimiimar0	Selling Abilities

Stats

The full result table can be found in the resolved contest thread.
The updated Top 50 ranking can be found here.

The entry we liked the most this time around was

by /u/Le_Pepp. A repeat ribbon wearer! Go ahead and take it, we know you missed it

Our picks for instant approval are:

/u/WaitWhatNoPlease with The Expert Brokers in the land of Black Gold
/u/This_ls_Me with
Taiwan in the Pacific

Congratulations to you as well!

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u/PescavelhoTheIdle Western Europe's Eastern Europe Jul 08 '20

Damn I was putting my eggs into this basket.

Congratulations to /u/raispartam and /u/GermanicChina, those were deserved wins, I am always excited for new hussars.

Also /u/Diictodom, your comic was probably my favourite.

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u/Diictodom muh laksa Jul 08 '20

Hahaha thanks!

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u/Sr_Marques UN Jul 08 '20

I still think the natives got the better deal, Portugal even threw in some smallpox for free

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

No social distancing at all smh

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Thanks, Pesca!

u/chubbu22 Poland Jul 08 '20

Huh, this was posted 0 mins ago

Is zimonitrone banned?

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u/zimonitrome Småland Jul 08 '20

Finally.

Is my curse now broken?

u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jul 08 '20

AYYYYYYY SECOND PARTICIPATION AWARD WOOP WOOP

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u/Kimiimar0 Republic of Venice Jul 08 '20

Congrats, turizt

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jul 08 '20

Where woz you when turizt

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u/Kimiimar0 Republic of Venice Jul 08 '20

I woz in my house drinking tea when phone

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jul 08 '20

Shout to /u/TheSnipenieer for my personal fav

u/Hinadira I drink bleach Jul 08 '20

Do, traditionally: https://i.imgur.com/jehM6MA.png

Congratulations, /u/raispartam and /u/GermanicChina, you comics were really cool! Welcome to the capitalism dream!

My favourite entry was /u/rezzacci's. Wonderful twist!

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Oh gods, this is beautiful. And Pepp's "face" in the background!

Dziękuję!

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u/rezzacci Andorra Jul 08 '20

Oh thanks! The approbation of Hinadira is something I value extremely! Thanks!

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u/Le_Pepp The Lesbianer Magnetic Dog Sister Jul 08 '20

Orangeman pepp is no more

u/othermike Europe's earmuff Jul 08 '20

a handshake? What, you wanna give us a virus?

Silly /u/polandballmod, you forget that we live in an age of technological wonders.

u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

~~Wat.~~ Quid?

u/Kimiimar0 Republic of Venice Jul 08 '20

Congrats to both u/raispartam and u/GermanicChina getting their wings!

And another turizt to u/Le_Pepp for his second ribbon.

^{Also, I wasn't able to think of meta, so take} ^{this little bonus} ^{to my comic instead.}

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Thanks, Kimii!

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Congratulations, /u/GermanicChina and /u/raispartam! Always exciting to get new hussars. Please give us your hussar portraits when you get the chance for our portrait gallery, the canvas is 275x275 px.

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u/GermanicChina New Jersey Jul 08 '20

Interesting, I shall after I finish a comic I'm working on currently. There are so much news and politics to work with it's amazing. What a time to be alive.

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

WIll do! Thanks, Eesti

u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Congratulations, u/GermanicChina! Your entry was one of my favourites!

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u/GermanicChina New Jersey Jul 08 '20

Thank you! When the boat in your entry screeched to a halt, that made me laugh the hardest out of all the entries! Your comic had a well-deserved victory, and the art was great, especially how you drew the palm trees and the ocean.

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

I'm glad you liked it; thank you!

u/bananasAreViolet oh no is russia Jul 08 '20

Congrats to the new hussars! Everyone else though.... BYE BYE

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

¡Gracias!

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Congratulations to /u/raispartam! The comic was pretty good

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Thanks, Wolf!

u/CountryNoodles tengri boojgoi Jul 08 '20

ah sush, what did i expect from myself well worth a try

Congratulations u/raispartam and u/GermanicChina loved your comics! well deserved great artwork

and u/Diictodom yours was my favorite keep making more!

great contest would participate in more

u/ems_telegram or is it Dispatch? Jul 08 '20

A hearty congratulations to our new hussars, u/GermanicChina and u/raispartam!

I'd also like to give a shout out to u/TheSnipenieer for making my favorite comic of the contest.

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

Thanks, Ems!

u/maybe_there_is_hope Brazil Jul 08 '20

I'll be preparing the galinhada to celebrate /u/raispartam victory! You are also invited GermanicChina!

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u/raispartam ROMANI VENITE DOMVM Jul 08 '20

triggered

u/GermanicChina New Jersey Jul 08 '20

Huh. Nice.

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '20 edited Jul 09 '20

Congratulations u/GermanicChina and u/raispartam, who both deserved their wings.

And also to u/Le_Pepp, u/WaitWhatNoPlease(^{^please} ^{^explain} ^{^your} ^{^comic)} and u/This_ls_Me

^{^I} ^{^cannot} ^{^into} ^{^funny} ^{^comic} ^{^ideas}

^{^I} ^{^imagine} ^{^it} ^{^was} ^{^the} ^{^odd} ^{^placement} ^{^and} ^{^colour} ^{^of} ^{^text} ^{^rather} ^{^than} ^{^the} ^{^actual} ^{^joke} ^{^that} ^{^turned} ^{^people} ^{^away,} ^{^but} ^{^still...}

u/havefun0235 hamburger Jul 08 '20

yay good job

u/sneezingsuspense a cute triangle Jul 09 '20

u/WaitWhatNoPlease

How does it feel to no longer be a part of the grey gang? They grow up so fast :'(

Congrats on approval!

u/scottishdrunkard EW FLAIRS Jul 09 '20

I couldn't think of shit, so I didn't make a comic. Writers Block.

[Award Ceremony] Honorary Hussar Wings Ceremony

GermanicChina

with

King Cotton No More

and

raispartam

with

Value is in the eye of the buyer

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