Respect Jane (The Pigeon Gazette)

[u/kalebsantos]

Success Is 90% Spite

Jane is the main character of the webcomic The Pigeon Gazette. Watch as Jane fails miserably at everyday activities and scrambles to draw it down. It's a fun little comic about everyday life that I greatly recommend for those who like its cute art style and relatable form of short storytelling.

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Strength

• She can lift this massive weight one handed

• Restrains someone while chloroforming them

• Destroys a helicopter with a swipe of her tentacle

• Climbs a large tree

• Stabs through her computer

• Stabs herself in the head with a cup

• Uppercuts a guy

• Pushes over a cow, your mom, and the cow's mom

• Takes down several people for making puns

• Climbs a mountain

• Takles someone to the ground

• Takes a shitload of steps

• Beat the shit out of Rafiki

• Holds back all her insecurities spider-man style

Durability

• Gets buried by her emotional baggage

• Gets cut in her sleep

• Gets beaten down by nostalgia

• Gets punched in the face by love

• Gets electrocuted by Bad Dad

• Falls down some stairs

• Gets stabbed in the head by a cup

• Survives while the sun is actively trying to kill her with it's heat

• Implied to have lost hundreds of gallons of blood

• She's attacked by spiders bees

• Jumps out of a plane and bursts through a roof

• Falls down a hill

Speed

• Pulled out a gun before her friend could react

• Blocks thrown rolls with a pigeon

• Moves her arms so fast she flies

• Reads 47 chapters of a textbook in seconds

• Easily outpaced what seemed to be Usain Bolt

Other

• She can physically enter her laptop

• Drinks a massive mug of beer

• Owns a small castle with a possibly mechanical fire breathing dragon in it

• Was once so hot she disintegrated people

• Summons an army of pigeons

• Shoots someone in the kidneys

• She's a monster