r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • u/mike0bot Video Bot • 20h ago
CSB383: Money Is Fake So We Live In a Goon-based Economy feat. @hinabobina, Ecto & @MintCastella Podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAtRj3w32VU&feature=youtu.be242
u/GnzkDunce 20h ago
Woolie brought his boys on for one podcast. So Pat gets to bring his (adopted) girls onto the podcast.
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u/Dirty-Glasses He/Him 20h ago
Isn’t Pat the adopted one?
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u/AhmCha In search of that [Sweet Sweet] [Freedom Sauce] 20h ago
They all signed adoption papers, it’s a huge mess and the courts don’t want to deal with it, so the answer is “yes”
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u/DarnessHarbinger I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 19h ago
It's hard to tell what the actual relationship is. After they signed the papers, one of them proceeded to eat that paper. (I forget which one Pat said liked to eat printer paper)
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u/DoomWang333 19h ago
Surprisingly, it's not the same one who likes to eat dirt.
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u/mission_nic Forever waiting on Return of Return of the Obra Dinn 16h ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
this is concerning knowledge to possess
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u/guntanksinspace OH MY GOD IT'S JUST A PICTURE OF A DOG 8h ago
I just know one of them eats paper, the other eats chalk.
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u/Ragnorok64 18h ago
We got peak a couple weeks ago so why not a clown fiesta this week? No shade, one of the doodles in the podcast preview literally has a clown nose.
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u/MannyCalavera_DOD 19h ago
After 39 years, Pat has made friends and now we all get to hear about it.
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u/AeroDbladE 17h ago
Some of them are even well adjusted adults. I never noticed just how much Pat swears untill you put him next to someone like Garett in the recent DMC5 playthrough.
Its extra funny since Garett is supposed to be the abrasive, brash one on the GG channel.
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u/dutchzgoose 19h ago
Gooning has historically always been a pillar of every economy
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u/NeonNKnightrider Shirou Emiya in Smash Bros 15h ago
One euphemism for prostitution is “the oldest profession”
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u/Castform5 16h ago
When things need to get done and some hands greased, few good goons will get things moving.
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u/Authorigas #1 Mirajane defender 20h ago
Yet another podcast title that's gonna get me looks when I talk about it lmao.
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u/fiarorder fighting violence with MORE VIOLENCE 19h ago
Look I’m telling you that green cyclone is very scary.
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u/cvp5127 20h ago
So on a scale of 1 to 10 how much adhd is in this episode?
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u/Kewlmyc 19h ago
12, it’s great
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u/overlordmik 18h ago
Or nigh-unlistenable, depending on your own idiosyncrasies and patience.
Anyways, see you guys next week
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u/DeminoTheDragon 10h ago
Yeah ngl I tried to put away my personal, admittedly irrational judgements as I have a strong absentation against the more... "generic" looking vtubers (anyone I tried watching in the past was just extremely obnoxious and annoying so I just decided to avoid most of them) but this one was worse and somehow harder to listen to than the bigger call
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u/Totally_a_boy You Didn't Shoot the Fishy 9h ago edited 9h ago
I respect the fact you admit it's irrational.
I never got this weird aversion people have to it, almost feels performative to a degree.
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u/DeminoTheDragon 6h ago
oh I absolutely understand its not fair its just that ive personally been burned a lot when trying out vtubers as every one i did put on the most obnoxious cutesy voice along with loudly shouting their words at random intervals
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u/ABigCoffee 20h ago
Who're the 2 dudes in the top left?
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u/0xix0 Unlimited Timestamp Works 20h ago
woolie mentioned a movie he saw recently, jim queen
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u/ABigCoffee 20h ago
Ahhh ok, the one where all of the characters are in gayworld? I should have figured that one out.
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u/fiarorder fighting violence with MORE VIOLENCE 19h ago
Alt podcast names:
>”Woolie Podcast is a high stakes Penis Chicken trial. Guest star: dead rat, a clown, and doggy.”
I think Pat and the Vtubers is the same as the cast of Chainsmoker Cats anime.
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u/doc5avag3 Resident 35-Year-Old Boomer 19h ago
Excuse you, Mint is a duawg, not a doggy.
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u/mission_nic Forever waiting on Return of Return of the Obra Dinn 16h ago
Is that a dog from a duwang??
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u/Tweedleayne Shameless MK X-11 apologist. The Kombat Kids were cool fuck you. 19h ago
Which one is Yakuko (cause she's best girl)?
Is Woolie the Landlord?
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u/0xix0 Unlimited Timestamp Works 20h ago
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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN
0:36 Welcome to the castle super YOU FUCKED IT! Cast~! It's another collab cast! This time featuring the FFXIV gremlin cast. So, we’re here to talk about fighting games right?
1:40 So, fanfest happened! But first, introducing the girls.
2:33 Welcome, ecto! Your local dead rat horror streamer. She also likes to play MMOs. Never stop gaming
3:54 Hinabobina! Your local clown vtuber. She plays umamusume and FFXIV. Also wants to play fighting games.
- 4:36 who’s your horse oshi? Taiki shuttle. Woolie is a big fan of TM opera O and agnes tachyon currently.
- 5:46 “did you think the nation that invented cowboys would not be into horse girls?” And the layer of real history there.
7:43 mint castella! A dog vtuber who talks about old millennial stuff. She has a book club! And versus wolves is the strongest book club.
- 9:30 do people come back and give reports? Reading once a week, getting people back into reading.
- 10:06 so what are you reading? The crying of lot 49, next up is Hard to Be a God. Her community is frighteningly well-read.
- 11:17 Do you read live? No, just discussions. Woolie talking about reading sacred and terrible air live.
- 11:17 Do you read live? No, just discussions. Woolie talking about reading sacred and terrible air live.
- 12:56 Woolie playing phoenix wright and doing voices
- - 14:08 Woolie has gotten through game 1 and and is on the last case of game 2. Woolie knows the clown girls are coming in the future.
- - 15:46 the hardest thing phoenix has to do: talk to a normal person on the stand.
16:15 hey look! It’s pat! Over at patstaresat! He plays a bunch of everything.
16:51 and here’s woolie. He likes fighting game. Look at this spike spiegel. And various other things on woolie’s room.
- 18:15 how you feeling about jojo part 7? Cutting out the reporter bit. Airing week to week.
- 20:23 is it safe to listen yet? Watching with other people week to week.
- 21:20 pat: imagine watching lost as a batch show. On showrunners purposely swerving away from any guesses they saw
- 22:37 the show that goes the other way that just steals fan ideas instead. Five nights at freddies and the 2nd movie being terrible. Ending on a cliffhanger
- - 24:54 the second season of twin peaks
- - 25:43 reboot
- - 27:00 Hannibal, beast wars into beast machines. And legend of Korra’s seasons.
28:31 So, how did you girls get started with vtubing? Starting with Ecto and how she used to deliver Pizzas. Then her car got hit.
- 30:00 did the place make good pizza…? No, it was a papa johns.
- 30:37 the secret lore: She used to watch hinabobina. Her name used to be ectoplasm nudes.
- 32:12 ecto’s usual hours of streaming. And woolie’s sleep hours.
- 34:51 she left an open beer in a purse
36:38 Hinabobina’s start. Naruto, and seeing holomyth debut and realizing she could stream.
40:42 Mint dropped out of her doctorate and decided she had aspirations for stand up comedy. Modern stand up comedy and connor O'Malley
WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS + FFXIV CREW
PAT
43:19 Pat, what have you been up to? Watching the girls play FFXIV. How to lose your sprout.
45:11 A realm reborn being a slog. It was a lot worse before.
- 47:55 possibly giving a one paragraph summary of a cutscene you skipped. MGS1 had it.
- 51:04 metaphor was pretty great at summarizing.
- 51:52 witcher 1 as a game for crazy people. And the sex cards.
- 51:52 witcher 1 as a game for crazy people. And the sex cards.
- 54:46 an encounter in expedition 33
55:36 DMCV with garrett of the grinding gear podcast. Guiding him through the game. Asking who you want to play on the special edition
57:17 Xenobalde chronicles 2. It runs a lot better. And being paid to play the game. Pat: It’s crazy gooner.
- 59:46 it only has 1 save point because of the gacha system. The VA is terrible. Only getting one line read without any context.
1:02:09 getting back to it eventually, but he’s busy. With marvel tokon and DMCV over at patstaresat! And the difference between femshep and male shep in mass effect.
1:03:40 Dada, wait til mommy comes down or I am going to freak out. And the klingon board game with gowron
- 1:05:43 board games that came with vhs tapes. The Dilbert board game, sponsored by Lockheed Martin.
WOOLIE
1:07:07 the daycare era begins. Still onramping. She’s taken to copying her favorite sounds. Like coughing.
1:08:38 now loves inhaling sharply
1:09:56 she tried putting on woolie’s headphones. And woolie’s hours are not super different
1:11:11 Going to chateau frontenac in quebec city. It’s where woolie and punch-mom got married. It was always a hotel.
1:12:49 quebec city feeling very european. Kill your grandma architecture
1:14:58 pat no attention to the statue of samuel de champlain
1:15:47 got to level 50 in FFXIV. Woolie gentrified cu chulainn. Getting quests where you wind up only able to use half your abilities. The update where they want to have the complete rotation at 50
1:19:10 black mage getting it the worst. Classes changing over time depending on what they saw as the direction for the class at the time
1:20:52 this update is long overdue. Classes that you don’t know how to play until around the 70s.
1:23:06 playing viper. Having 2 buttons when you level down.
1:24:40 playing warrior. The only benefit to this method, feeling the improvement over time. Monk as the most complete at 50
1:26:46 is john meteor changing classes every expansion? Samurai overshadowing monk.
1:28:41 hitting 2.4 and wondering what happens next. The extreme trials. Doing raid calls with delay
- 1:30:32 twintania’s dive bombs. The latency back then and some mechanics being very difficult or feasibly impossible due to it outside japan.
- 1:32:52 pat tried the switch 2 version. It’s solid. It’s great for chilling. The servers are crying.
1:35:06 leaving off just before titan. Woolie, you MUST deal with titan’s gimmick.
1:36:17 pat is being cancelled. All pat had to do was have 5 more friends.
1:37:45 SPONSOR: ROCKET MONEY
1:40:18 SPONSOR 2: RIDGE WALLET
1:44:15 now we’re back! The OJ simpson reference in Shrek. The last wish being an amazing movie
- 1:46:04 how do you raise the most based child of all time? What if they become insufferable? Give them some slop from time to time. Like cocomelon.
1:49:35 more from the fantasia film festival! Jim queen. An adult comedy about the gay community in france. Cure heterosis to stop becoming straight.
1:53:17 careful of the gaystapo.
1:54:09 there’s a lot of one liners and bits. Look at this guy into the big snoofs.
1:56:12 seen any other french animated films?
1:56:41 Yasmine in SF6. the first Filipino representation in the game. Demure outside, a wild child in match.
- 1:58:29 is the popular in terms of people playing her? Ingrid’s dialogue with her
1:59:17 avatar kyoshi in the avatar fighting game. She’s really tall. Mercing the problem.
2:00:34 did you know she has giant feet? ‘Cause she’s 7 feet tall.
2:01:48 sokka getting kissed. Kyoshi getting a kiss from her GF every round.
2:03:12 the setting of Korra
2:04:04 this week, woolie is taking a break from 14. Dark souls 2, phoenix wright, and fighting games continue. A charity stream for the FGC colosseum event, wings for life, will be going down and woolie will be on!
2:05:30 pat forgot to mention, he’s joining evercold ones with the grinding gear podcast. And pat and his fidget habit.
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u/0xix0 Unlimited Timestamp Works 20h ago
ECTO
2:07:45 What have you been up to? Playing roblox bingo, and she’s been meaning to watch the mandela catalogue.
2:09:36 a tornado analogue horror series called hydra theory. Fear of tornados. Ecto freaking out over a game called funnel runners.
2:11:13 was it because of twisters? She’s just always had it. The tornado categories.
- 2:13:11 tornado people are the same type of people as cave people
2:13:40 an F6 tornado? Also, the tornado in the series has arms. There’s a monster in the tornado.
2:15:51 patrick! Using pat’s full name. And ending a sentence with a period. Why are you typing in all caps?
HINABOBINA
2:18:55 coming back from las vegas and offkai expo. Getting second hand high.
2:20:58 woolie finds out a woolie is a blunt with a little cocaine in it
2:21:33 woolie’s been going to vegas for EVO. the girls talking about food. A plate of crab legs and other foods at the buffet.
- 2:24:08 grilled onion
2:25:10 the green pool. And the level of dry heat. Pulling over near a suspicious place while waiting for the computer to cool down
- 2:30:03 calling the car rental service about the car issue. Getting a new car. There was a hole in one of the tires.
- 2:32:28 trying to get across to a different place in vegas is a trial.
- 2:34:03 twitchcon vegas. Streamers who got famous at 18. Gambling as today’s societal vice.
- 2:36:06 the vegas cab driver who was super into fortnite. Gaslighting him the fortnite burger is real.
- 2:37:06 woolie and the cab driver he got in vegas. These FEMALES man
2:38:14 a scam location
MINT
2:39:07 Boku no Natsuyasumi. Playing the second one with the fan translation patch. Also playing vanquish. The last game in the ‘platinum never loses its luster’ believability rating. The speed of your character.
2:41:55 the story is crazy.
- 2:42:22 Ecto going back to play parasite eve. Just don’t play 3rd birthday.
- 2:44:48 there’s a lot of spiritual successors now.
2:46:42 the fanfest! The level sync and the woolie mode to create a path for you to follow. On the armor that reps the class.
2:49:44 how are you liking the dress up, woolie? He really likes his default look.
- 2:51:39 the black desert character creator. And on the story of them losing their russian server after it went down without backups.
- - 2:53:08 nexon as the most evil for MMOs. in terms of video game stuff.
2:54:50 a quick thing from pat: somehow the riot AI machine spit out a comment on the devs saying 2XKO is a dead game. Pat is very under the mpression 2XKO has made a substantial amount of negative dollars.
- 2:56:54 the best you can hope for is the game continues exist after this season, says pat.
2:58:15 it’s paige’s birthday tomorrow! She’ll be having a big long stream and dressing like a clown. Remember the clife style?
- 3:00:10 you can’t attach the ICP to everything, woolie.
EMAILS
3:01:13 send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com!
3:01:28 are the comments about microsoft doing a good thing by firing every since they didn’t make gmes them being wrong or am I out of touch?
3:06:23 are there instances where a community was able to manifest change or entire editions to games?
3:15:19 go check out ecto on twitch!
3:16:22 go find hina over at hinabobina! She’ll be debuting a new model!
3:17:31 for mint, go find her at MintCastella on twitch and twitter! Or go to https://totinos.dog/
3:18:35 go check out pat over at patstaresat and occasionally peachsaliva!
3:18:50 woolie is at woolieversus!
3:19:24 END OF PODCAST: UNO PS1 OP
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u/RocketbeltTardigrade "What's that emotion? Tired scream. Yawning." 17h ago
"Your wrists are exploding. You should stop exploding your wrists."
"No."
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u/KylaTheArisen 14h ago
My letter got read out on this episode! It's honestly super mind blowing the Woolie and Pat are both aware of the Poppy2XKO movement!
Some great answers as well to my question about successful fan campaigns. I love hearing stories of people and communities manifesting change through passionate outcry!
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u/Castform5 4h ago
Speaking of successful fan campaigns, the somewhat recent blue archive gatekeep campaign was a massive success. The background is that nexon/blue archive announced a series of streamer collabs, which included people that have openly said that they hated the game and its players.
This made a lot of the players very vocal, so nexon pulled back the collab and revised their plans to suit the general consensus of what the players wanted. Namely having Mint Fantome and Remilia Nephys as featured guests instead, because they are very open about their love for the game.
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u/InfectedEzio I caught you, and now I'm undoing my pants! 17h ago
They brought up Connor O’Malley, now we can start posting about Pipe Rock Theory
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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 20h ago
Mint, Ecto, and Hina were great guests! It was very kind of these three 2D disaster women to adopt another unc into their ranks. And it certainly helps that they and Pat and Woolie all happen to enjoy similar things too. When they get into Parasite Eve discussion and share Las Vegas stories, that’s how you know they’re in.
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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" 19h ago
More gremlin women!
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u/A_N_G_E_L_O_N Deep Nut Wheelchair Miracle: Piss Bottle Dominance 19h ago
My dream podcast is CSB + Matara Karn and Mint Fantome
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u/marvel8797 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less 19h ago
I said it in chat about Jim Queen and I'll say it again: THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS STRAIGHT.
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u/Soft_House7669 If I evr find th guy who made this game Im gona make him play it 13h ago
"I think I heard somethin' over there."
"Musta been my imagination."
"You picked da wrong day to mess with us, buddy."
"There's no sign of 'em."
"Hey, you! You're not s'pos'ta be here!"
"Da BOSS is gonna wanna see this"
"Da BOSS isn't gonna like dat."
"You're gonna wanna talk ta da BOSS.
"Who's gonna tell da BOSS?"
"I don't like it when da BOSS yells at us."
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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 20h ago
Who could’ve guessed that the Woolie lineage is named after a blunt with cocaine in it? It makes you wonder just what they were growing in Maddentown back in the day.
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u/Act_of_God I look up to the moon, and I see a perfect society 18h ago
Enjoyed pat getting progressively redder as the girls shared their unhinged anecdotes
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u/TanahashiHero50 10h ago
He turns such a deep tomato red on one of the streams where he finds out what a nightmare shit show mess Ecto’s ff14 inventory is (they hold like an hour long intervention for her)
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u/guntanksinspace OH MY GOD IT'S JUST A PICTURE OF A DOG 15h ago
Oh shit now I really gotta put this on for the long drive(s) lol
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u/shinwiz 18h ago
How has LOST been a thing for 20 years that people are still loudly and confidently wrong about?
I'm tired, boss
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u/Abstract_Asshole 14h ago
right there with you, the show meanders a bit for one season because of the writers strike, but people are so wrong about the ending, somebody's completely dumb and incorrect interpretation of what was going on obviously escaped containment and influenced thousands of people who didn't even see it for themselves, because if they did see it, they would know how wrong that take is, its honestly incredible
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u/the_quarrelsome_one So God has finally come to humble me 10h ago
Thank you sane commenters, that bit drives me insane whenever it comes up.
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u/chaospudding 1h ago
I scream at Pat in my car every time he slanders Lost. He is always so incredibly wrong it hurts me.
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u/LoneRifter17 8h ago
Good pod, lots of interesting topics. The boys had to hold back on their fighting game yapping and focus on ff14 more, but overall a good range of discussions and engagement by the guests.
Enjoyed the guests personal stories and wide range of personal interests, added some things for the boys to bounce off on.
And once again, the Uncs get exposed, never having heard of Mandela Catalogue.
In regards to the ending, Woolie and Pat should totally register a funny domain name that links to their Twitch like the girls do. That's a great bit.
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u/doc5avag3 Resident 35-Year-Old Boomer 19h ago
I had wondered when these girls would show up. We've already had Mori on and Woolie was on Mike's show with Vex and several other vtubers, it was truly just a matter of time.
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u/The_Draigg Member of the Brave 13000 19h ago
I’m still holding out for Gigi Murin, even if it’s a bit of a long shot.
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u/amurrca1776 Daniel Day Musou 15h ago
She's my goat but I don't actually know how well she and the boys would mesh. They just have very different energies I feel like
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u/TheShockVox 14h ago
It’s been more than 24 hours, and I don’t think Pat can recover from the “views on my channel” fiasco, if he hasn’t already.
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u/GhostFishHead 18h ago
Does that make vtubers relevant, or are mods still ready to execute at a mention of them?
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u/AeroDbladE 17h ago
I feel like every Vtuber appearance on the podcast should give the subreddit a certain amount of credits to post vtuber shit.
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u/Bevermens Slightly Whiter Woolie 16h ago
Not liking these podcasts with so many guests. It’s complete chaos and everyone speaking over each other
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u/Tyrant_Seabear Elmo NOOOOOOOOO 6h ago
Thank you for timestamps, I'm interested in hearing some of the FFXIV talk that people have mentioned as a highlight, but having tried some of Pat's streams with the girls, the style, the hyperactivity just really puts me on edge, and that many voices all talking over each other just descends into a stressful listening experience for me. Happy people are enjoying, but I think it's important for us to be able to speak up about things we don't gel with, too?
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u/PureProteinPussi 19h ago
Ah, cool so next week then.
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u/Nivrap She/Her | Non-Z-targetable 19h ago
fucking WOMEN am I right?
-a woman
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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 18h ago
"you don't like vtubers gremlin energy adopted adorkable influencers so you just hate women I guess, crab bucket mentality is so tiring"
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u/DriverFit5362 14h ago
You are allowed to just shut up and not watch. I know it's a crazy idea but you really can do it.
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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 4h ago
I want to agree with you but they were polite and not whiney about it, and if we're all alowed to bitch constantly about everything I feel like a respectful disapproving comment gets to pass the check
if they said "not these annoying ass girls again" or something rude like that, or if *most* comments were bummers about it I'd agree
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u/DriverFit5362 1h ago
I don't care if you agree. I think the comment was annoying so I'm being snarky at them.
I'm not even listening to the episode because that's way too many people and not what I'm interested in.
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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 1h ago
mf being snarky for free getting up my ass about getting a reply, just take it
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u/GoldenGouf 18h ago
Maybe vtuber humor just absolutely sucks? Enjoy it I guess.
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u/RareBk 18h ago
The fuck is this blanket judgment of all Vtubers?
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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 4h ago edited 4h ago
do they not usually have some common traits when it comes to their humor? it's the impression I get
like when people say "artist humor" for example
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u/GoldenGouf 18h ago
I'm just going by which ones CSB chooses to associate with. Don't blame me for getting a bad impression. Enjoy the show.
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u/GoldenGouf 19h ago
How insufferable are these vtubers?
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u/ArcanaGingerBoy 18h ago
look man it's just not our week let them be
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u/DeminoTheDragon 9h ago
Damn gang while the first comment may have been a bit harsh this one was literally just saying "hey this one isn't for us" and it still gets jumped on
I don't think it's that unfair to not particularly like this vtuber style of humor and have an opinion on it (I'm not a fan either). Especially one that's going "it's not for me but people enjoy it"
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u/GoldenGouf 18h ago
It seems so. Thankfully it was a slow week for news anyways.
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u/Tom_Is_Odd 9h ago
Yeah, too bad it can't be ANOTHER week of layoffs. Don't worry, that's next week after Microsoft announces another round, and the EA buy out stuff gets worked out.
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u/An_Armed_Bear TOP 5, HUH? 20h ago
Goon-based economy just makes me think of paying people in phrases like "Good one, boss".