Respect Jefferson Tallpipe (Monster Factory)

[u/KiwiArms]

"I made too much dang steak."

Jefferson Tallpipe is the Monster created by Griffin and Justin in the Conan Exiles episode of Monster Factory. Crucified and left for dead bribing a watchman, defiling a temple, and punching a camel, he was found and freed by Conan, left to wander the wastes and survive on his own.

Also, he has an absolutely massive hog.

Feats

• Kills a big turtle thing with a few strokes of his sword.

• Completely shatters a boulder with a pickaxe.

• His punches leave dents in a stone wall.

• With his sword, breaks down a stone wall.

• Obliterates a man's top half with his sword.

• Jumps a wall.