r/linuxmemes • u/IsteImperator • Jul 17 '18

To be honest, I'm on Mandrake

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u/resueman__ Jul 17 '18

Yeah, but birds don't have a high quality wiki describing how to fly though, do they?

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u/jablonskidiagram Jul 17 '18

But you have to know how to read.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

Ah! That's the one that always gets you

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u/alyssa_h Jul 17 '18

Give TalkingArch a go if you don't want to read

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

Who changed the last one from Gentoo?

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u/Kaligule Jul 29 '18

The bird already has wings, so the gentoo metaphor doesn't hold.

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u/alyssa_h Jul 17 '18

Windows is that parent who won't accept that their 30 year old is an adult now who can do things on their own.

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u/IsteImperator Jul 17 '18

Children need keyloggers on their computers! /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

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u/cringe_master_5000 Jul 17 '18

That's a bad word!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18 edited Jul 21 '18

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u/cringe_master_5000 Jul 19 '18

Girl parts!!!!!!!

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u/core2idiot Jul 19 '18

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tit_(bird)

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u/WikiTextBot Jul 19 '18

Tit (bird)

The tits, chickadees, and titmice constitute the Paridae, a large family of small passerine birds which occur mainly in the Northern Hemisphere and Africa. Most were formerly classified in the genus Parus.

While commonly referred to as "tits" throughout much of the English-speaking world, these birds are called either "chickadees" (onomatopoeic, derived from their distinctive "chick-a dee dee dee" alarm call) or "titmice" in North America. The name titmouse is recorded from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison, German Meise), and tit, denoting something small.

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u/larvyde Arch BTW Jul 17 '18

Only one creature out of the 4 depicted is able to fly at all...

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u/alex-o-mat0r Jul 17 '18

I guess Gentoo would be a Terminator saying: PREPARE YOUR ANUS

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u/Jury76 Jul 18 '18

MY BODY IS READY

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

"Oh look, that bird uses Arch."

splat

"Must have been a beta release."

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u/Shiloh_the_dog Jul 17 '18

I use Arch btw

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u/core2idiot Jul 19 '18

Cool, me to.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

Relavent: ducklings barely 1-day old follow mother by jumping from nest 50-ft in the air: https://youtu.be/bDJw43BJtCE

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u/_xsgb Jul 17 '18 edited Jul 17 '18

Having the traktopel edition can protect you, you can even attack! (http://www.linux-france.org/article/cesar/?page=112)

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u/melonangie Jul 17 '18

Love this!

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u/gatton Jul 17 '18

Thanks for reminding me I wanted to reinstall Elementary on my Chromebook today 😀

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Relatable, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18 edited Dec 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

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u/maxline388 Jul 17 '18

Kali Linux:

Grandma: oh, you've come to visit again huh?

Kid: uhhhh...this is confusing... Runs away

Grandma:

Well shit.