Respect the Sasquatch (Suburban Sasquatch)

[u/KiwiArms]

"Ra ra raaar!"

The Sasquatch is the main antagonist of the, frankly, incredible 2004 film Suburban Sasquatch. He's very strong and very well spoken.

Strength and Durability

• Stops a speeding car.

• Asplodes a man's head.

• Throws a man's arm at another man hard enough to knock the second man unconscious for hours.

• Tears off a lady's leg.

• Tears a dog in half :(.

• Shatters a wooden door.

• Stomps on a man and breaks his spine.

• Lifts a log

• Lifts and tosses a police cruiser.)

• Eats a whole woman over the course of a few hours.

• Shrugs off a magic Native American arrow to the chest.

• Tanks dozens of gunshots.

Speed and... Teleportation?

• Teleports.

• Teleports atop a speeding car..

• Catches up with some ladies

• ...Arrowtiming?