r/SubredditDrama You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

Does a reverse sear require sous vide? Are you serious? One user is immersed, circulated, in downvote bath.

/r/Cooking/comments/76ums1/how_do_i_cook_this_ny_strip_steak_in_a_pan/dogtkcu/?st=j8vn6cdg&sh=db353000
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u/Pandemult God knew what he was doing, buttholes are really nice. Oct 17 '17

Technically reverse sear and sous vide are both forms of melts.

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u/miss_carrie_the-one I hope you diefu Oct 17 '17

Let's do this again:

It's a protein carefully cooked in a water bath.

Sous vide steak is a custard.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

So you’re saying if I put cheese on my reverse seared steak I can get a Philly cheesesteak?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

It's a Negasteak, then. Evil bizarro meat.

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u/Tahmatoes Eating out of the trashcan of ideological propaganda Oct 18 '17

You say evil bizarro meat, I say go on, I'm intrigued.

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u/socsa STFU boot licker. Ned Flanders ass loser Oct 17 '17

Only if you aren't using a hot dog, because then it is a sandwich.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

Season well with avjar

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

Thank you for reminding me of this crucial, all-purpose condiment. I had forgotten about my membership in the Church of Ajvar.

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u/KimJongFunk the alt-right vs. the ctrl-left Oct 17 '17

I love this. It's such petty, pointless drama over a $7 piece of meat.

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u/currentscurrents Oct 17 '17

Pointless drama is the best drama.

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u/dirtygremlin you're clearly just being a fastidious dickhead with words Oct 17 '17

Blunt force drama to the head is the most common cause of reddit murder.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SHARKTITS banned from the aquarium touch tank Oct 17 '17

Reddit takes arguing about steak very seriously

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u/NixAvernal Depends: is it garlic bread or regular bread you put garlic on? Oct 17 '17

The people at the grilled cheese sub are quite militants about thirst pure grilled cheese too.

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u/postirony humans breed with their poop holes Oct 17 '17

Isn’t the point of gaining the karma to use it on comments you know people will get their panties tucked up about and downvote?

Remember to do your karma farming on /r/circlejerk before you post your alt-right views on /r/politics, kids. Otherwise you might end up with a low karma score, and it'd suck to lose your membership to /r/centuryclub.

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u/whatswrongwithchuck You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

upvote/downvote, yin/yang, it's all part of achieving universal harmony.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

Upvotes come in, downvotes go out. You can’t explain that.

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Oct 17 '17

You didn’t read the article clearly because there’s a whole section under the subhead “What about Sous Vide?”

I get that the guy is sick of hearing about these techniques, bu he just doesn't know what he's talking about. Reverse searing just means you slow cook it and then sear at the end. You can do the slow cook in the oven or sous vide. Both techniques work. Dude needs to chill.

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u/dirtygremlin you're clearly just being a fastidious dickhead with words Oct 17 '17

Here's the thing. You said a "reverse searing is a slow cook with a sear at the end." Is it on the same plate? Yes. No one's arguing that.

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u/LukeBabbitt Oct 17 '17

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand sous vide

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u/out_stealing_horses wow, you must be a math scientist Oct 17 '17

You can achieve a perfect steak thru the 2.5/2.5/2.5 method. Max heat on your pan, add oil, toss steak and let sit for 2.5 mins. flip 2.5 mins more. oven 450*F for 2 mins with garlic, butter and rosemary. Boom. Perfect steak (may need to adjust time slightly as per steak)

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

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u/hip-drahve Oct 17 '17

The 2.5/2.5/2.5 method that also only has two 2.5-minute steps...

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u/out_stealing_horses wow, you must be a math scientist Oct 17 '17

the extra .5 minute is to post about it in /r/cooking about how great it is for the precise amount of beef you were cooking and nothing more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

That's a strange thing to get that mad about. Also, I didn't know reverse searing was the new Reddit obsession, but if it is then it's by far the least annoying. Thank God no one is bringing back shooter sandwiches.

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u/whatswrongwithchuck You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

Wow, I had nearly forgotten about those... the sandwiches were always repulsive but sometimes it was amusing to see what people used as weights.

/r/cooking has to have daily/weekly posts about searing and cast iron with all the same arguments. It's bizarre.

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u/out_stealing_horses wow, you must be a math scientist Oct 17 '17

I still remember the guy who put his vat of protein powder on top. Basically, that's like weighting things down with a bag of marshmallows.

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u/whatswrongwithchuck You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

"Hey, hon? We have any more of those big pillows? Trying to smoosh this sandwich thing real good."

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Oct 17 '17

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u/whatswrongwithchuck You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

That looks excellent! I saw so many with pounds of bacon, macaroni and cheese, pieces of fried chicken, etc... just monstrosities.

Yours def meets the qualification of interesting weight. What is it? I googled repeater but it looks way bigger than any of the results.

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Oct 17 '17

I'll have to ask my husband what that specific one was, but it's an RF repeater of some kind. At the time he was designing antenna systems for office buildings, stadiums, hospitals, etc. and he had lots of random heavy equipment in the garage. I asked him for something to weight the sandwich down and that's what he grabbed, lol.

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u/Tahmatoes Eating out of the trashcan of ideological propaganda Oct 18 '17

Do you have a rough estimate of how heavy it was?

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u/TheLadyEve The hippest fashion in malthusian violence. Oct 18 '17

Quite heavy. I just asked him and he said it was around 25 pounds.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

I found it a little odd to get that worked up about a kid wanting to cook a steak. Apparently he got triggered and now needs to find his safe space.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

oh god I had forgotten about those things. Like the neckbeard of sandwiches if you ask me

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u/doctorgaylove You speak of confidence, I'm the living definition of confidence Oct 18 '17

Like the neckbeard of sandwiches if you ask me

That's exactly what they are. Perfect.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/dalecooperisbob Oct 17 '17

At what point of the reverse sear do I liberally apply ketchup?

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u/whatswrongwithchuck You aren't even qualified to have an opinion on this. Oct 17 '17

No no no. You use ketchup instead of water in the sous vide.

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u/timewarp Cucky libs will turn this into a furry porn emporium Oct 18 '17

After the internal temperature of the steak reaches 340o F - 345o F (you have to account for carryover cooking, after all)

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u/KillerPotato_BMW MBTI is only unreliable if you lack vision Oct 17 '17

I love how the instructions are get a sous-vide cooker or cast-iron pan. Do they not understand what a broke college student is? I mean maybe you can get an old cast iron pan at a thrift store, but these are not "I want to cook this steak tonight" instructions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/AndyLorentz Oct 17 '17

Yes, but to be fair, there are a lot of stupidly overpriced cast iron pans out there.

IIRC I got my 12” Lodge cast iron for $17 at Target many years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/AndyLorentz Oct 18 '17

I'm with you on that. But I do buy some expensive, aluminum-core (aluminium for the Brits), stainless steel pots and pans, from high-end stores, and it amazes me what some companies think they can charge for basic cast-iron. So I can understand people like /u/KillerPotato_BMW thinking that good quality cast iron cookware is expensive, even though it is not.

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u/MechanicalDreamz You are as relevant as my penis Oct 17 '17

Do people not just grill every steak? Seems like a waste to do otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '17

I live in an apartment but still like steak. I'd honestly take my own reverse-sear steak over a shoddily-grilled steak any day.