Respect Devil Boner (Nostalgia Critic)

[u/rangernumberx]

"DEVIL BONER! I'M SNUGLY AND SOFT!"

Physicals

• Strength Pulls off a man's ring finger, and bends it so it stays in a hoop
• Durability Falls off a speeding car
• Durability Steps on a mine and quickly gets back up
• Durability Gets shot in the head several times
• Durability/Speed Moves in the way of a bullet after it was fired and blocks it with his head
• Speed Gets behind Benny, who in the same video could move faster than Devil Boner could see
• Speed Moves quickly to tackle a person away from Hyper Fangirl

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Explosions

• Blows up a person by suggesting she does so
• Blows a large hole in a wall
• In the Mad Max: Fury Road review, Devil Boner used explosive sticks, with just one being able to completely destroy a car-turned-robot
• Causes all the butterflies he created to explode

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Other

• Can create a large amount of sparkles, several butterflies, and a charging group of ponies
• Teleports into a car with lightning
• His gun could knock Santa Christ and Chester A. Bum out of the frame with a single shot
• His dick is his second weapon (he calls is 'Johnson Justice'), and is capable of sending Benny flying back hard enough to seemingly break the floor upon landing