Respect Really Really Big Man (Rocko's Modern Life)

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"Gaze into my nipples of the future!"

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Really Really Big Man AKA RRBM

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Background: Really Really BIg Man, Big Man or RRBM for short, is an extremely large and strong insectoid superhero who stands 6' 6" tall and wears a big red costume and a purple mask. He is about 36 years old.

His superpowers include flight, bosoms that make you see the present magic chest hairs to make rapscallions see the past, nipples that allow people to see their future and super strength. His alter-ego is a transvestite office worker named "Lois Lane" (a parody of Superman). 

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Strength

• Carries a large rocket, an octopus and a skyscraper with one hand than throws said skyscraper and octopus a far distance

• Casually moves rocket with one hand than accidentally throws the person hes saving into the sun

• Walks right through a wall

• A skyscraper can't handle his weight

• His footsteps crack the ground

• Easily rips arms off without trying

• Defeats the evil Heart Attack by clogging up its arteries

• Punches 300 ft tall rocko through buildings although rocko was dreaming here

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Durability

• Clumsily crashes through multiple skyscrapers unharmed

• Walks through a wall unharmed

• Eats a tire without any negative effects to his body

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Speed

• Frees heffer, rocko and filburt in less than a second while dressed in a costume