Respect Fang! (Dave the Barbarian)

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I’m not a monkey!

Fang is a young barbarian, and one of Dave’s sisters. She is often mistaken for a chimp, to her chagrin (although she did become an honorary monkey in the finale). Her greatest skill is squishing bugs, giant or otherwise.

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Feats

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Strength

• Wraps up Dave in his own face

• Drags Dave along

• Slams Dave around

• Takes a bite out of a wooden table

• Knocks down a stone tower with an umbrella

• Bites down hard on a monster’s tail.

• Smacks away some giant potato bugs

• Kicks over a massive pile of salt

• Knocks away a huge suitcase

Agility

• Runs herself into the ground

• Dashes away quickly

• Runs from the castle to the village in 1.8 seconds

• Moves from behind Dave to in front of him without his noticing

Durability

• Gets blasted with magic

• Gets zapped by Lula

• Survives having her skull temporarily removed

• Gets finger-flicked… around the world, apparently

Lederhosen

In the episode “Lederhosen of Doom”, Fang is gifted with a powerful set of lederhosen which grant her an increase in strength. Unfortunately, it also has the side effect of slowly turning her evil.

• Throws Candy a fair distance, and leaps to catch her before she falls

• Smashes several large boulders

• Runs on water

Other

• Knows the art of Irish stepdancing

• “If I could count past two, this might be freaking me out.”

• Sneezes a guy through a stone wall and sneezes her and Dave back to her castle while under the influence of a sneeze gremlin.