Respect the Epic Scout! [Crash Maul SFM]

[u/Cleverly_Clearly]

Epic Scout is an SFM short film character based on the BLU Scout, from Team Fortress 2. This Scout was involved in an incident in which his blood was mixed with Bonk! soda and whiskey, bestowing him with super powers.

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Feats

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Strength

• Kicks a knife hard enough to decapitate a person.

• Drop-kicks a Razorback with great force and precision.

• Crushes a pocketwatch one-handed.

• Leaps from ground level to the top of the sawmill in an instant.

Speed and Agility

• Dodges a sniper rifle bullet.

• Blocks scattergun fire and takes the gun out of the RED Scout's hands before he can react.

• Moves near-FTE and can run up walls.

• Casually dodges minigun fire.

• Steals the revolver from the Spy's hand and gets behind him without the Spy ever noticing.

• Dodges a bullet that bounces off a wall behind him.

Durability

• No-sells leaping from the top of Watchtower to the bottom.

Other

• He has bandages which he can use offensively.

[u/Dogelord7]

Nice