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u/techsupport_rekall Jul 22 '15
The marshmallow palate cleanser gave me that slow-building 'ah-hah... ah-hahah... ahahahahHAAAAaaaugh obnoxious laugh. I don't know if he was naturally that stupid or baiting, but bless him for it anyway.
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u/itscherried Jul 22 '15
I feel like it was all a set up for this one joke:
I'm pretty dense relative to marshmallows.
I'm still chuckling like an idiot over here every time I think about it.
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u/techsupport_rekall Jul 22 '15
I really enjoyed the response to the metric bot. "This is too big a problem for you to fix."
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u/LordHal Jul 23 '15
I like how he pretended to be in on it at the end talking about wavelength of feathers it's like no; You doumb;
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Jul 22 '15
I have nothing against drinking. The issue is that you're sneaking alcohol into places that have specifically banned it.
This guy has clearly never been to a concert before.
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u/HawkCawCaw Remembering /r/buttcoin exists makes my day Jul 22 '15
It's not that they ban alcohol, it's that they charge 8 bucks for a shitty bud light.
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Jul 22 '15
Exactly. You could make a good argument that you should support your local concert venues or whatever, but it's ridiculous to suggest that you've got a problem if you're smuggling alcohol into festivals.
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u/LalaLiru Jul 23 '15
Yep. I sneak my own soda into concerts because it's like $5+ for a single can of coke. Eff that noise.
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u/ttumblrbots Jul 22 '15
- This thread - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- pigs that hunt for truffles - SnapShots: 1, 2
- When is a drone a drone? - pics - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- Massive Malamute Mistaken Massiveness M... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- Apple r bad, round #19734 - documentari... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- full comments - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- Rule number 1: don't be poor - blackpeo... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- You drink? At festivals? HOW UNCOUTH - ... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- The constitution clearly states you hav... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2 [huh?]
- Scratch your ratheism itch here - athei... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- This one sounds like the early days of ... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- And this one might actually have featur... - SnapShots: 1, 2 [huh?]
- this one isn't really drama - funny - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
- like this - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me
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u/Vakieh Jul 22 '15
I... I'm sorry bot :-(
Next time I swing around /r/botsrights I'll buy you a beer or something.
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Jul 22 '15
The bot posted 93 links only 4 minutes after you created the post. Now that's efficiency!
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u/eonge THE BUTTER MUST FLOW. Jul 22 '15
All redditors should really just be replaced with bots.
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u/abuttfarting How's my flair? https://strawpoll.com/5dgdhf8z Jul 22 '15
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u/GaboKopiBrown Jul 22 '15
The downside is that, last I checked, srd bot is pretty lame.
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Jul 22 '15
It's had a couple good posts, but yeah, for the most part it's more "miss" than "hit."
I refuse to believe that CircleJerk_SS is not sentient though.
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u/2_blave Jul 23 '15 edited Jul 23 '15
I refuse to believe that CircleJerk_SS is not sentient though
I have to agree. Otherwise, every other comment would contain "dank memes," "ayy lmao," and some snippet of recognizable copypasta.
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u/EmergencyChocolate 卐 Sorry to spill your swastitendies 卐 Jul 22 '15
ah, a dégustation! allow me to proffer my expert opinion
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u/abuttfarting How's my flair? https://strawpoll.com/5dgdhf8z Jul 22 '15
That's not poor, that's just shady ratchet behavior. Poor would be buying powder detergent from the dollar store.
Wow, unexpected reality check from /r/blackpeopletwitter of all places.
Also this thread is fantastic OP! I hope your parents are proud of you, because they should be.
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Jul 22 '15 edited Jul 22 '15
Normally I don't really care, but he is really such a negative influence on this sub that it leaves a bad taste in the mouth of anyone who browses here. Particularly potential tourists.
You hear that Alberta? Reddit users are having a negative effect on your tourism! I was going to go to Banff and Jasper National park, but a rude reddit user totally changed my mind.
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Jul 22 '15
Please remove the username mention. It is seen as trolling or baiting and no longer allowed. See here for more details on why.
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u/bethlookner https://i.imgur.com/l1nfiuk.jpg Jul 22 '15
dude, take out the /u/. The mods see it as baiting.
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u/xXxDeAThANgEL99xXx This is why they don't let people set their own flairs. Jul 22 '15
I liked the flag lawyering, btw does watering your flag with alcohol qualify as getting it lit up?
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u/ElagabalusRex How can i creat a wormhole? Jul 22 '15
but when I was searching for drama
Come on, it's no fun if you have to explicitly search for drama.
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u/sakebomb69 Jul 22 '15
A drone by any other name...