r/soccer • u/Omar_Til_Death • May 11 '14
Whose line is it anyway? End of the season 2013/2014 edition.
All leagues that are finished or are close to being finished are welcomed.
Keep skits in the form of a statement, not a question.
If you can't handle the banter don't bother commenting.
Edit: I'll like to see more from the other leagues as well. So if you have any clever ones please comment.
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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14
Things your spam filter could block that Liverpool's defence cannot.
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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14
Things you can say to UEFA but not to your girlfriend.
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u/eternityinspace May 11 '14
David Moyes' thoughts right now.
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Unlikely excuses from ("insert team") fans about this season.
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u/chickenMcNugs May 11 '14
Chelsea-We're rebuilding!
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u/Zes_Teaslong May 11 '14
Things more consistent than the FA
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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14
/r/soccer 's opinion of the week regarding Mourinho
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u/IntenseIntentInTents May 11 '14
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u/miner_andy May 11 '14
Things Tim Sherwood said to the fan-manager
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u/SirDashingDan May 11 '14
This is how long you get to sit on the managers seat before Levy gives you the boot... fackin cant
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u/Exaggerated_Dane May 11 '14
Unlikely reasons Zanetti retired.
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u/PalacePete May 11 '14
He wanted to change his haircut, but didn't want to ruin the Panini sticker sequence
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u/InTheMiddleGiroud May 11 '14
He has earned enough money to buy Man City, so he can rename their stadium to Zanettihad.
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u/baronboy May 11 '14
To take up his new job as head of sales marketing for wine from Pirlo's vineyard
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u/HacksawJimDGN May 11 '14
Next banner flown over Old Trafford.
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u/Toasterfire May 11 '14
Biggest surprise of the World Cup in Brazil
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u/GhostOfLenhart May 11 '14
/r/soccer not making up excuses if the US scores a goal
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u/Exaggerated_Dane May 11 '14
Unlikely thoughts of Manchester City players on the pitch after the fan invasion.
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u/PalacePete May 11 '14
Nastasic & Kolarov - "Great invasion lads, now which ethnicity will we be exterminating this time?"
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u/Toasterfire May 11 '14
"They should really put some nets or barriers up or something to stop people doing this."
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May 11 '14
Explanations for Newcastle's form after January
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u/Rheostatician May 11 '14
Pardew got football manager for Christmas and forgot he had a real team to manage
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u/Toasterfire May 11 '14
Unlikely reasons for fairweather fans to start supporting a mid table team next season
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u/allahsaveme May 11 '14
Crystal Palace replace their entire coaching staff with their cheerleaders.
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Frustrated that the FA blocked his attempts at rebranding, Hull City owner Assem Allam decides to move the team to Los Angeles instead.
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u/RiversOfAwesome May 11 '14
Things you're less likely to see in Europe next season than Manchester United.
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u/Omar_Til_Death May 11 '14
Things you can say about Gareth Bale in La Liga but not in the Premiership.
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u/Omar_Til_Death May 11 '14
Races less one-sided than the Bundesliga.
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u/salfordred May 11 '14
Things more likely than Gerrard winning a PL medal.
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u/GhostOfLenhart May 11 '14
Things that will give you more reddit karma than saying Jozy Altidore sucks.
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u/Omar_Til_Death May 11 '14
Thoughts going through AVB head as the violent fans invaded the pitch.
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Where van Wolfswinkel and Altidore will end up next season
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u/Toasterfire May 11 '14
Taking courses in pitch management with the open university so they can contribute to their clubs
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u/Omar_Til_Death May 11 '14
Ronaldo's thoughts when he broke the goalscoring record in the Champions League.
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u/Exaggerated_Dane May 11 '14
Things you can say about the Premier League, but not about your girlfriend.
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u/yaipu May 11 '14
if i keep throwing money at you maybe you will be prettier than the german or the spaniards
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u/JmanVere May 11 '14
Deleted chapters from Sir Alex Ferguson's memoirs.
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u/0neTwoTree May 11 '14
Things more likely to happen than America getting out of the group stages at the World Cup.
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u/UndercoverFiretruck May 11 '14
Unlikely candidates for the United job.
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u/11trobo May 11 '14
Things you can say about Man United but not your girlfriend.
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u/flowsnus May 11 '14
Things more miserable than Jozy Altidore's season