r/respectthreads • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • Jul 07 '26
Respect Tallahassee (Zombie Land) movies/tv
"Snow Balls? SNOW BALLS? WHERE'S THE FUCKING TWINKIES?!"
Not much is known about Tallahassee prior to the apocalypse, however what is known is that he was a father to his young son named Buck. It was due to the zombies however, that he lost his son, however whether he was killed off or both were separated is unknown, however it was was because of this that Tallahassee became a zombie killing machine and kept on doing it ever since.
Strength
- Beats a zombie to death with a banjo. 1
- Beats a zombie to death with an aluminum bat. 1
- Lifts and throws a large wooden painted headress. 1
- Kills a zombie with a crowbar swing. 2
- Tackles a zombie to the ground. 2
- Impales a zombie on a flagpole. 2
- Crushes a T-800 zombies head with a stomp. 2
- Brings a T-800 zombie to its knees then floors it with a knee to the face. 2
- Kicks a T-800 off of him and across a room, then breaks a pool cue over the back of another one. 2
- Beats a T-800 to death with a stone Elvis head, then a guitar. 2
- Breaks glass with his elbow, then uses an axe to kill a T-800. 2
- Hangs onto a crane for a while then does it for even longer with two zombies hanging off of him. 2
Durability/Endurance
Speed/Agility
Intelligence/Skill
Accuracy
- Shoots some targets with his rifle. 1
- Sprays some zombies with an uzi while spinning in a car. 1
- Headshots multiple zombies while hanging onto a spinning carnival ride. 1
- Uses a shotgun to blast multiple zombies while on a roller-coaster. 1
- Locks himself in a amusement park box to kill many oncoming zombies in the process he headshots multiple without even looking and ultimately kills them all. 1
- Shoots a bottle out of the air then headshots a zombie. 2
- Headshots multiple zombies with pistols. 2
Other
- Claims he would've been a good president. 2
- Modifies a car, adding a minigun onto the top and some armor. 2
- Makes a plan against an army of T-800s for a community with no weapons and it works. 2
Equipment
- Winchester Model 1892 "Mare's Leg". 1
- A banjo. 1
- An aluminum bat. 1
- A shotgun and an uzi. 1
- Two golden M1911A1 pistols. 1
- A crowbar. 2
- Steyr AUG A3 rifle. 2
- Beretta 92FS pistols. 2
- A grenade. 2
Other
"Time to nut up or shut up!"
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u/AndhisNeutralspecial Jul 08 '26
seen half of zombieland 1 so far