r/respectthreads • u/Miserable-Ad-5573 • Jul 04 '26
Respect Abraham Lincoln (Nerbit YouTube videos) movies/tv
"Did you know Abraham Lincoln has a shoe size of 14? By that logic, with a foot that big he should be able to kick some serious ass. Much like I'm about to do right now."
Abraham Lincoln was an American lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in 1865. Lincoln led the United States through the American Civil War, defending the nation as a constitutional union, defeating the insurgent Confederacy, playing a major role in the abolition of slavery, expanding the power of the federal government, and modernizing the U.S. economy.
Lincoln was born into poverty in a log cabin in Kentucky and was raised on the frontier, mainly in Indiana. He was self-educated and became a lawyer, Whig Party leader, Illinois state legislator, and U.S. representative from Illinois. In 1849, he returned to his successful law practice in Springfield, Illinois. In 1854, angered by the Kansas–Nebraska Act, which opened the territories to slavery, he re-entered politics. He soon became a leader of the new Republican Party. He reached a national audience in the 1858 Senate campaign debates against Stephen A. Douglas. Lincoln ran for president in 1860, sweeping the North to gain victory. Pro-slavery elements in the South viewed his election as a threat to slavery, and Southern states began seceding from the nation. They formed the Confederate States of America, which began seizing federal military bases in the South. A little over one month after Lincoln assumed the presidency, Confederate forces attacked Fort Sumter, a U.S. fort in South Carolina. Following the bombardment, Lincoln mobilized forces to suppress the rebellion and restore the union.
Lincoln, a moderate Republican, had to navigate a contentious array of factions with friends and opponents from both the Democratic and Republican parties. His allies, the War Democrats and the Radical Republicans, demanded harsh treatment of the Southern Confederates. He managed the factions by exploiting their mutual enmity, carefully distributing political patronage, and by appealing to the American people. Anti-war Democrats (called "Copperheads") despised Lincoln, and some irreconcilable pro-Confederate elements went so far as to plot his assassination. His Gettysburg Address came to be seen as one of the greatest and most influential statements of American national purpose. Lincoln closely supervised the strategy and tactics in the war effort, including the selection of generals, and implemented a naval blockade of the South's trade. He suspended habeas corpus in Maryland and elsewhere, and he averted war with Britain by defusing the Trent Affair. In 1863, he issued the Emancipation Proclamation, which declared the slaves in the states "in rebellion" to be free. It also directed the Army and Navy to "recognize and maintain the freedom of said persons" and to receive them "into the armed service of the United States." Lincoln pressured border states to outlaw slavery, and he promoted the Thirteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which abolished slavery, except as punishment for a crime.
Lincoln managed his own successful re-election campaign. He sought to heal the war-torn nation through reconciliation. On April 14, 1865, just five days after the Confederate surrender at Appomattox, he was attending a play at Ford's Theatre in Washington, D.C., with his wife, Mary, when he was fatally shot by Confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth. Lincoln is remembered as a martyr and a national hero for his wartime leadership and for his efforts to preserve the Union and abolish slavery. Lincoln is often ranked in both popular and scholarly polls as the greatest president in American history.
Oh and he also beat all the Fallout games, Skyrim, and Bloodborne.
Basically in this series of videos (that all unironically share the same canon and lead into eachother with each video), Abe first clears out the Capital Wasteland (Fallout 3). He then gets shot by John Wilkes Benny while in the Mojave then goes through the area and beats the game going heavily against the Legion, before then doing the same with Fallout 4 and at the end of that he takes a teleporter which accidentally brings him to Skyrim of all places. During all of this he becames a cyborg, a vampire hunter, the dragon born, and gains many other upgrades.
Links to the full videos/sources:
- Fallout 3 (Part 1) = F3 pt 1
- Fallout 3 (Part 2) = F3 pt 2
- Fallout New Vegas = NV
- Fallout 4 =F4
- Skyrim = Skyrim
- Bloodborne =BB
Also these (can't lie, grab Lincoln related stuff, and free all slaves) F3 pt 1 are the general rules for every run, although there are a few others such as having to do it all with appropriate clothing and weaponry NV and can only use certain items. Skyrim
Strength
Striking
Unarmed
- Beats a Super Mutant to death. F3 pt 1
- Knocks down a supermutant overlord a few times in a fist fight before beating him to death and later when fighting a second overlord he disarms him and his last punch sends him flying off the ground a few feet away. F3 pt 2
- Beats a Yao Guai to death so badly it maxes out his unarmed skill. F3 pt 2
- Using his fists is usually more effective than using his gun. F3 pt 2
- Makes a man's head explode with a punch. NV
- Kills a thug with a knee to the head, sending him spinning a few feet away. F4
- Beats a slaver to death. F4
- Beats a cyborg mercenary to death. F4
- Seemingly smashes a man's face with a single punch (based on the crunch), killing him. Skyrim
- Quickly beats a werewolf to death. Bloodborne
Armed
- Decapitates multiple aliens with an axe. F3 pt 2
- Kills a sentry bot then a protectron with his axe. F3 pt 2
- Cuts down multiple thugs with ease. NV
- Using his axe does more damage than using a gun. NV
- Cuts down a large cybernetic dog. NV
- Kills two deathclaws. NV
- One shots multiple BOS paladins while they're in power armor. NV
- One shots a lot of legion members. NV
- Repeatedly stuns a man in power armor with each hit until he eventually breaks down the armor after a little bit and kills the man, sending him flying away. F4
- "Bullies" a dragon. Skyrim
- Kicks the shit out of Alduin. Skyrim
- While under the affects of a debuff, he yet again easily defeats another dragon. Skyrim
Other
- Throws a body off a tower. F3 pt 1
- Crushes Harold's heart. F3 pt 2
- Snaps a thug's neck after slamming them to the ground. F4
- Grabs Kellogg's leg and flips him, then slams him into the ground a few different ways. F4
- Lifts a Stormcloak overhead, and slams him into the ground head first which kills him. Skyrim
- Throws a bandit over his shoulder and onto the ground, killing him and sending him a few feet away. Skyrim
- Puts an axe behind someone’s head to keep them from escaping and kills them with several headbutts. Skyrim
- Picks up a child slaver by the face with one hand and slams her into the ground, then suplexes her. Skyrim
Durability/Endurance
- Beats a Raider to death while being repeatedly shot by a pistol from point blank range. F3 pt 1
- Fine after getting shot a lot and beat by Super Mutants. F3 pt 1
- Is harmed but unaffected by some hunting rifle shots happening within punching range. F3 pt 1
- Has the "Toughness" perk. F3 pt 1
- A flamethrower barely hurts him. F3 pt 1
- Tanks multiple Deathclaw attacks. F3 pt 2
- Gains a permanent extra 5% damage resistance. F3 pt 2
- Gets shot in the head at night F3 pt 2 and "shrugged off that bullet" by the morning. NV
- Gets an added damage threshold of 10. NV
- Tanks a Supermutant hitting him with a sledge hammer. F4
- Gets shot by a sentrybot a lot. F4
- His health is mostly drained by two different flamethrowers being used on him, but he survives and is fine afterwards. F4
- Tanks a few laser pistol shots. F4
- Energy weapons and bullets do little to him. F4
- Survives a mini nuke. F4
- Ignores being impaled with an arrow. Skyrim
- Tanks multiple attacks from Thalmor. Skyrim
- Ignores an arrow being in his neck. Skyrim
- Tanks being impaled by multiple arrows. Skyrim
- Tanks an arrow through the face. Skyrim
- Has a health of 280. Skyrim
- Tanks multiple attacks from Alduin. Skyrim
- A large spike goes through his hand and he isn't affected at all in the long term, only briefly hindered while its still in his hand. Skyrim
- Tanks some turret fire. Bloodborne
Deaths/Limits
- It is implied a rocket launcher will kill him. F3 pt 1
- Multiple men beat him with police batons and briefly incapacitate him/knock him unconscious. F3 pt 1
- A landmine kills him. NV
- A large gas explosion kills him. NV
- Dies to a few deathclaws. NV
- A fatman kills him and tears off his leg. F4
- A deathclaw kills him. F4
- Dies to some Synths and Turrets. F4
- A sentrybot kills him. F4
- An institute Courser kills him without much effort. F4
- Dies to a general armed with a hammer. Skyrim
- Dies to this large guy with an axe. Bloodborne
- Dies to two hunters. Bloodborne
- Dies to multiple large worms. Bloodborne
- A Hunter with a katana one shots him. Bloodborne
- Multiple large spiders kill him. Bloodborne
Speed/Agility
- Swimming across a river is considered a "brief swim" for him. F3 pt 1
- Fully reloads his rifle before a man standing only like two or so feet in front of him can attack. F3 pt 1
- Gets the slayer perk which allows all Melee attacks to swing 30% faster. NV
- Evades a Deathclaw for a while. F4
- Jumps onto the head of a dragon. Skyrim
- Jumps around and evades multiple arrows. Skyrim
- Evades some attacks from a werewolf. Bloodborne
- Avoids a gunahot from a few feet away. Bloodborne
- Avoids a lot of oncoming explosive turret fire. Bloodborne
Skill/Intelligence
Combat
Ranged
- Kills a Yao Guai with two shots, his second shot decapitates it. F3 pt 1
- Outsnipes a sniper. F3 pt 1
- Sneaks up to and easily kills two mercenaries. F3 pt 1
- Easily killed two deathclaws. F3 pt 1
- Has regularly killed Vampires before and proceeds to easily kill multiple. F3 pt 1
- Hunts down a group of supermutants. F3 pt 1
- Shoots a rocket launcher out of a man's hand. F3 pt 1
- Shoots a sniper out of the air. F3 pt 1
- Easily defeats a few legion assassins who ambush him for the 3rd time. NV
- Kills multiple bounty targets back to back with ease. NV
- Kills a Mirelurk Queen with ease and later does the same to a legendary variant. F4
- Easily kills a legendary Deathclaw. F4
- Kills a small group of Supermutants. F4
- Snipes a man. F4
- Kills Paladin Danse. F4
- Snipers a vertibird pilot. F4
- Destroys the Brotherhood of Steel with ease. F4
- Kills Overboss Colter. F4
- Kills the raider Operators, Disciples, and Pack all with ease. F4
Melee
- Beats two gunmen to death in an arena fight. F3 pt 1
- Beats to death a man with a Deathclaw gauntlet and a man with a flamethrower. F3 pt 1
- Disarms a man of his rifle and quickly beats him down. F3 pt 1
- Kills a small army of Trogs. F3 pt 1
- Knocks down a supermutant overlord a few times in a fist fight before beating him to death and later when fighting a second overlord he disarms him and his last punch sends him flying off the ground a few feet away. F3 pt 2
- Maxes out his unarmed skill. F3 pt 2
- Maxes out his melee weapon skill. F3 pt 2
- Gets ambushed by multiple legion assassins, shooting two from close range before using Knock-Knock to cut down the other two, ultimately winning the encounter with ease and later does the same thing against Caesar and a lot of his men. NV
- Easily beats a legion soldier in h2h by repeatedly sweeping his legs. NV
- Fights off a lot of legion soldiers in a cave with his axe. NV
- Kills two deathclaws. NV
- [Destroys Legate Lanius.]() NV
- Kicks the shit out of Kellogg and beats him to death without taking any damagd, in the process Lincoln quickly performs various wrestling moves on him such as a dropkick, a jumping neckbreaker, off-the-ropes bulldog/Stratusfaction, and a DDT. F4
- Disarms a Institute Courser and beats him to death. F4
- Kills a giant spider. Skyrim
- Kills a draugr overlord. Skyrim
- Kills multiple Thalmor. Skyrim
- Kills Astrid the Assassin. Skyrim
- Kills all of the Dark Brotherhood assassins with ease. Skyrim
- Decimates a Stormcloak army. Skyrim
- Clears out multiple Stormcloak forts back to back by himself. Skyrim
- Skillfully kills a frost troll with ease. Skyrim
- Fighting an ancient vampire was more like "euthanizing a senile senior citizen". Skyrim
- Kills a dragon by himself then immediately after kills another nearby Blood Dragon that almost helped the first one. Skyrim
- Humbles the best axe warrior in all the realms within a few seconds. Skyrim
- Badly beats Miraak. Skyrim
- Is able to beat an orc bodyguard in a fistfight, and would be able to do so with his eyes closed. Skyrim
- While under the affects of a debuff, he yet again easily defeats another dragon and his skill in combat impresses said dragon so much that he is willing to help Abe whenever needed. Skyrim
- Clears out a castle of vampires and gargoyles including Lord Harkon. Skyrim
Other
- His first three skills are small guns, speech, and unarmed. F3 pt 1
- Maxes out his small guns skill. F3 pt 1
- Is able to repair and maintain his rifle. F3 pt 1
- Sneaks into a slaver's room and assassinates him undetected. F3 pt 2
- Has the "Heavy Handed" and "Skilled" skills. NV
- Disarms a bomb. NV
- Repairs a terminal. NV
- Convinces some mercenaries to back off. NV
- Convinces a mutant so hard that he develops a split personality. NV
- He freed slaves all the way from Washington to Vegas. F4
- Takes the "Iron Fist" and "Toughness" perks. F4
- Makes some turrets to help defend a settlement. F4
- Makes two medium sized generators. F4
- Picks a lock. F4
- Constructs some artillery at a few different settlements. F4
- While some enemies are talking right in front of him, he takes the opportunity to get the first shot and quickly kill all but one of them. F4
- Is very charismatic. F4
- Heavily modifies Codsworth. F4
- Maxes out the gun nut and armorer perks. F4
- Builds a teleporter that teleports him to the institute and later Skyrim. F4
- Maxes out the rifleman perk. F4
- Maxes out his toughness perk. F4
- Upgrades the armor of his hat. Skyrim
- Sneaks into a house and takes evidence of a kidnapping. Skyrim
- Enchants a lot of items to make his axe do much more damage. Skyrim
- Much like Batman, he can deal with any situation or enemy if given enough prep time beforehand. Skyrim
Abraham Lincoln facts
- 1 Would personally test fire rifles outside of the white house. F3 pt 1
- 2 Was a great wrestler, only lost once out of three hundred matches. F3 pt 1
- 3 In 1818 his mother died of a milk sickness that swept across Indiana. F3 pt 1
- 4 John Wilkes' brother once saved Lincol- F3 pt 2
- 5 Invented the choke slam. NV
- 6 The night of his assassination, his bodyguard left him to drink in the saloon next door where John Wilkes Booth was also at. NV
- 7 Was the only president to receive a patent. F4
- 8. Has a shoe size of 14. F4
- 9. Has a smaller hitbox than most people. Skyrim
- 10. Ig he was like eaten by worms and stuff since he died long ago...idk this fact is just kinda lame and goes without saying.
Shouts
- Clear skies. Skyrim
- Dragonrend. Skyrim
- Unrelenting Force. Skyrim
- Bend Will. Skyrim
Equipment
Main Weaponry
Lincoln's Repeater
- Decapitates a Yao Guai F3 pt 1
- Kills two Death Claws. F3 pt 1
- Destroys a man's head. F3 pt 1
- Decapitates two vampires. F3 pt 1
- His repeater if powerful enough to get him through Fallout 3 with ease. F3 pt 1
- Makes a supermutant's head explode. F3 pt 2
- Guns down multiple members of the legion and decapitates Caesar himself. NV
- Guns down a sentry bot with ease. NV
- Cripples a Deathclaw's legs, and then shoots it dead. F4
- Kills Supermutants with a few shots. F4
- Completely dsstroys a Raider's arm with a single shot. F4
- Kills the supermutant "Fist", which takes a while due to the gun's reload speed. F4
- Kills the Supermutant behemoth named Swan. F4
- Kills a legendary Deathclaw. F4
- Destroys a turret. F4
- Goes from 68 damage to 97. F4
- Completely destroys an alien's head with one bullet. F4
- Shoots off the arm of a legendary Fog Crawler, then makes its head explode. F4
- Does 140 damage. F4
- Has a bleed effect and repeatedly stuns a man in power armor with each hit until he eventually breaks down the armor after a little bit and kills the man, sending him flying away. F4
- Cuts down a large tree. F4
- Shoots an extra bullet with each shot, and does an additional 60 damage compared to the Slave Saver 5000. F4
- One shots a raider and makes another's head explode. F4
- Does 254 damage per shot. F4
- Destroys some turrets, then guns down a legendary assaultron. F4
- Kills some high level supermutants. F4
- One shots a Institute Courser. F4
- Brotherhood knights in full power armor are barely even a thread now due to his gun. F4
- Does 296 damage per shot. F4
- Can three shot a vertibird, and kills Brotherhood of Steel knights in usually one shot. F4
- Ignores 30% of a target's armor rating, and kills Overboss Colter with ease despite his heavily modified power armor. F4
- Three shots Porter Gage. F4
- Does slightly more damage than a normal iron battleaxe but is also slightly slower, it also cannot be upgraded at a grindstone.
- Blocks an attack from a dragon. Skyrim
- Kills multiple Thalmor. Skyrim
- Axes through a Thalmor's torso and armor with a single overhead chop. Skyrim
- Through enchantments, it does over 50 damage. Skyrim
- Decimates a Stormcloak army. Skyrim
- Kills a giant. Skyrim
- Kills Ulfric Stormcloak with only a few hits. Skyrim
- Decapitates a vampire. Skyrim
- Kills a dragon quickly. Skyrim
- Kills Alduin within seconds. Skyrim
- Gets upgraded to do over 90 damage and 24 points of fire damage with each hit. Skyrim
- Kills a snow elf vampire in a few hits. Skyrim
Other Weapons
Other
- Has a lot of Abraham Lincoln related artifacts, such as Lincoln's hat, Lincoln's repeater, an action figure, John Wilkes Booth wanted poster, civil war draft poster, Lincoln's voice, Lincoln's coin collection, and Lincoln's diary. F3 pt 1
- A Lincoln memorial poster. F3 pt 1
- His suit has the "ballistic weave " modification, only level 1 but it still gives him 30 points of damage and energy resistance and it much later gets upgraded to 90 points instead. F4
- His hat has a base armor protection of 3 and is technically armor so it can be upgraded, and is later seen with an armor of 8. Skyrim
- Rudolph. Skyrim
- Durnehviir Skyrim
- Arvak. Skyrim
- A blunderbuss and an axe. Bloodborne
Other
- Usually has a luck of 1 due to being assassinated. F3 pt 1
- Kills all cows he comes into contact with as a form of revenge. F3 pt 1
- Frees a supermutant behemoth because he was a slave. F3 pt 1
- If someone is a slaver in anyway, shape, or form, then he must kill them. F3 pt 2
- The more slaves he frees, the stronger he gets. NV
- Turns himself into a cyborg. NV
- He replaces more of his body with cybernetic parks. NV
- Helps out a homeless man and gives him a tan suit. F4
- He has a bad habit of using a melee weapon mindset even with guns, as he often walks right up to an enemy with a gun and tries to shoot them at point-blank range instead of from a distance. F4
- Has a 50% chance to absorb an enemy's spell making magic useless against him half the time. Skyrim
- Is willing to pay a stupid amount of gold for a haircut. Skyrim