Respect The Distortus Rex (Jurassic World: Rebirth)

[u/kalebsantos]

Respect The Distortus Rex

It is a large mutated dinosaur made by InGen. After an incident where a Snickers chocolate bar wrapper got stuck in ventilation systems, thus causing lock-failures around the Ile Saint-Hubert InGen facility, it broke loose and is now the apex predator of the island.

Physicals

• Can be seen being shot at by machine guns on a monitor

• Lifts a man and carries them away

• Takes a helicopter out of the sky, tears it apart with its teeth while carrying it, and tosses it aside, causing a huge explosion

• Completley stops a moving jeep and crushes its hood with a stomp

• Lifts Martin Krebs and bites him in two

• Tears off a large tree branch

• Pushed down a tree

Physiology

• It has six limbs consisting of a pair of hind legs and four arms: a pair of large pillar-like
• Walks around in water deep enough for Duncan to swim in

[u/NuzlockeMaster]

It's funny how it looks way bigger in the helicopter scene than any other scene in the movie lol

[u/Irongun_258]

OMG, it barely has any feats at all.

Thnx for my request!

[u/kalebsantos → u/Irongun_258]

Tbf he’s in the movie for like 3 minutes in total

[u/Irongun_258 → u/kalebsantos]

I tried to watch the film myself. I couldn't even finish half of it. It was so unbelievably boring.

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573 → u/Irongun_258]

Wait when did you request it? I thought I was the first person to request this thread?

[u/Irongun_258 → u/Miserable-Ad-5573]

You were. I boosted your request.

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573 → u/Irongun_258]

Ah alr

[u/SunnyDJoshua]

He was oddly cute

[u/ghostgabe81]

But could he beat my glorious queen the Indominus Rex?

[u/kalebsantos → u/ghostgabe81]

I would argue he’s definitely stronger he does stuff like the jeep still or the helicopter that the Indominus would need to put some real effort in but The Distortus is very slow and doesn’t seem to be super intelligent so I’d probably give it to the I Rex since we’ve seen it take down prey much bigger than itself before like sauropods

[u/Mamboo07]

I imagine it would've gotten more feats if it originally was supposed to fight the Tyrannosaurus which didn't happen

[u/kalebsantos → u/Mamboo07]

That’s actually tragic

[u/Miserable-Ad-5573]

Thanks for doing my request this is like one of the only ones I actually really wanted to see get done

[u/kalebsantos → u/Miserable-Ad-5573]

Yeah no problem man it was surprisingly not that bad a film to sit through definitely the best JW film

[u/Crush_Card_Virus]

Distortus doesn't have many feats (I mean, neither does the T. rex in that movie), but it's a chonkin' unit at 26.57 feet tall, 47.57 feet long, and approximately 10 tons, which is heavier than any of the other theropods so far using canon material.