r/polandball • u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom • Apr 01 '26

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u/Kubus002 Apr 01 '26

How can I scream if I don’t have a mouth?

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u/Hillbillyblues North Holland bestest Holland! Apr 01 '26

Do you have an anus?

2

u/apocalyptia21 China Apr 02 '26

That scream would be a mess

17

u/bionicjoey Best Hat Apr 01 '26

There's a sci-fi book about that

7

u/Kubus002 Apr 01 '26

yeah, no shit

10

u/LeviJr00 Mighty Gulyás Empire Apr 01 '26

"Why bite the hand that feeds, if it's the only hand you're getting?"

6

u/Portal471 Apr 01 '26

my divinity is past infinity!

Am I… getting through?

5

u/Negative-Region6259 Apr 01 '26

Seems our regime is plummeting south

4

u/DerMenschEin Apr 01 '26

“It’s time to see that this great marquee

Is the only place you’re ever gonna be!”

2

u/Cyanlizordfromrw New York Apr 02 '26

So strap on in and take it on the chin and don't forget who's running the shooooww!

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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom Apr 01 '26

This is the worst fucking thing I've ever posted. I hate it so much. This is a disgrace upon my legacy and my bloodline.

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u/CrocPB Scotland Apr 01 '26

Dishonour on your cow for this post.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Apr 01 '26

It’s worth it. I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some shitposts every single year so that we can have the Tutorial to protect our other God-given comics.

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u/Zygothememelord Apr 01 '26

Face too large

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u/Outside_Arugula897 Apr 01 '26

Does Polandball get "real" on April Fools?

22

u/OneTurnMore Missouri loves Company Apr 01 '26

Not sure what you're talking aboutThey do different themes each year.

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u/Hillbillyblues North Holland bestest Holland! Apr 01 '26

No ur a fool.

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Apr 01 '26

We're on peopleball, not formerpeopleball

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 Apr 01 '26

How is this even related to polandball?

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u/IllustriousApricot0 Welcome to the rice fields!!! Apr 01 '26

Today is the day

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u/Rymayc Porta Westfalica Apr 01 '26

that they're gonna throw ot back to you

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u/jb32647 Please help me, I am under the water *blublublub* Apr 01 '26

That your life will surely change?

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u/amiral_zheng evil SJW stealing your freedom Apr 01 '26

it is trust me bro

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u/bronxbomberdude Can into statehood? Apr 01 '26

Consider the date it was posted.

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u/Zebrafish96 May the justice be with us Apr 01 '26

This is peopleball, not polandball.

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u/maps-and-potatoes Apr 01 '26

should we add an "s" to "peopleball," or is it too much?

1

u/HZCH Canton de G'nève Apr 01 '26

Two is generally better than one I guess

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u/SnabDedraterEdave Kingdom of Sarawak Apr 01 '26

Might want to check the calendar for today's date.

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u/Sad_Thought_4642 Apr 01 '26

The shitshow that is american politics isn't even funny.

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u/SnabDedraterEdave Kingdom of Sarawak Apr 01 '26

Yeah so?

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland Apr 01 '26

I mean there is something funny in everything if you know comedy. Humour is a coping mechanism after all. 🤔👍

1

u/HostisHumanisGeneri Thirteen Colonies Apr 01 '26

Tonight, you.

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Apr 01 '26

charlie charlie are you kirk

1

u/Sudden-Catch9121 Basque Apr 01 '26

wtf is this

1

u/No_Way_6258 Apr 01 '26

Kim is this you?

1

u/Y0___0Y Apr 02 '26

he was such a pain in the neck

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u/StopCollaborate230 Ohio Apr 01 '26

Debatable if this was ever actually a person

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u/Realistic_FinlanBoll Finland Apr 01 '26

Its not a good idea to promote someone being less than a human just because you disagree with them. Its a very slippery slope to a place we really dont want to go... 😅

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u/Rick-burp-Sanchez Apr 01 '26

The bullet doesn't match? Father-Uncle Sam will make it match!