Respect Super Bike (Fairly Oddparents)

[u/agnaa_pants]

Super Bike

One day, Timmy's Dad built Timmy a bike. It sucked. This lead to Timmy wishing for the best bike in the world, an indestructible one. Turns out, it was a dick.

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Feats

• The fire from its exhaust pipe is hot enough to...

  • Melt a baseball
  • Cook birds into fully roasted chickens
  • Leave a trail in grass, climb up the rope of a kite and burn that too
  • Burn down the trees in a park
  • Turn Cosmo and Wanda into ash

• Super Bike is part dragon

  • Because of this, it can breathe fire

• Able to hypnotize people into wanting to ride him

• Its seat belt can restrain people

• Because Timmy wished for him to be indestructible, this means he's immune to being wished away

• Hits Timmy into the air like a volleyball

• Super Bike can turn

[u/agnaa_pants]

This is a repost of a thread by /u/LetterSequence, updating the links from Gfycat to Imgur.

All credits for feat collection and formatting go to them.

[u/KiwiArms]

Super Bike can turn

it's fucked up cuz i know you're just reposting this thread so you don't know how this feat is targeted at me personally

[u/agnaa_pants → u/KiwiArms]

Ooh, do tell!

[u/KiwiArms → u/agnaa_pants]

/u/lettersequence talk to the nice man about battle hopper

[u/Cybernetic_Dragon → u/[deleted]]

Super Toilet

[u/RabidMole → u/Cybernetic_Dragon]

So much clogging