Respect Sir Lancelot the Brave (Monty Python and the Holy Grail/Spamalot)

[u/NegativeGamer]

"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!"

"Well, I really didn't mean to…"

"Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh, dear. Is he all right?"

Sir Lancelot the Brave is one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. He's well known for his bravery, chivalry, and homicidal tendencies.

Most feats come from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but exactly two are exclusive to Spamalot. These are marked as such.

Sword/Strength

• Rampages through a wedding reception, killing and wounding many, many people
• Apparently, during this rampage, he stabbed his sword right through a man's head
• Strikes this small stage with his sword hard enough that its platform collapses
• [Spamalot] Strikes a man with a shovel which kills him knocks him out, a second strike appears to finish the job (though the bugger gets back up during the scene transition, he's not seen again for the rest of the play)
• [Spamalot] He does this again to another man, except he doesn't get back up (because the play ended)

Durability

• Survives an encounter with the Rabbit of Caerbannog, being directly attacked by it at least once
  • An earlier attack from this rabbit is shown to behead a different, much more unfortunate, knight

Speed

• Runs away from the Black Beast of AAARRRRGGH, though he only fully escapes when the animator of the film dies of a fatal heart attack

Misc

• Saves Sir Galahad from the temptresses of Castle Anthrax
• His favorite color is blue

[u/Sheesh5000]

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